i beat a ricer

yup, and often. The best one i can think of was a little douchebag on rte 37 in nj in a civic sir or whatever. i shit on him on 33's and i could hear him hitting the rev limiter in 1st and 2nd. it's a jeep thang.
 
its great till oficer bob pulls you over MOron! street racing isn't safe and i say that having lost a friend to some whackjob that broadsided him due to the fact he was racing and didn't see the lightturn red,
 
nope...not really.
jeepinxj99 said:
yeah i know, just didnt see what category it was fit for....


my jeep is modified and his car was modified....gotta count for something?
 
took a modded foocus ahwile back when I had my 98 on 37s :laugh3:
 
we closed a road after work one day and I ran against my boss. He was supposed to bring his chevy truck to race me, but brought his wifes car instead. After I spanked the living hell out of his pontiac grand-am v6 ( I fudged up and broke my tires on the jump, and they didn't catch till halfway through second then I beat him by over 1 car length at the quarter mile) he never brought his truck to run against me.

that was a 93 2 door 2wd ax-15.

Running on a street that is not closed to traffic is dangerous and stupid, even though it may be fun to spank someone who thinks their ricer is the shiznit.

oh and
woopdifreakindoo x3......We all have xj's/mj's here remember, we know they're quick.
 
jeepinxj99 said:
just thought it was funny that i beat a little 200 sx ricer with my lifted jeep at the red light.....anybody else had similar experiences?

More fun was dragging the kid in the bespoilered Civic out of the snow on Sunday. The idiot had gone out to play in the snow in a lowered vehicle, turned up a road with no tire tracks, and got high-centred on a mild (maybe three or four inches) drift. The look on his face when I asked him if I should loop the tow strap around his spoiler was priceless.
 
casm said:
The look on his face when I asked him if I should loop the tow strap around his spoiler was priceless.

Oh no you didnt!
 
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No what would have been funny though, is if you got sued because you rear-ended someone due to poor judgement from street racing. Keep it on the track.
:arrowr:
 
Okay, so an asian vehicle is a ricer, right? Apparently based on the idea that asians consume more rice than the average North American. So what then do you call American made vehicles? Or better yet, the French-rooted XJ?

Please discuss this hijack...
 
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