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First try,.. Fail

tbburg

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Scottsdale AZ
"unclear what went wrong"

Then 5 seconds later

"We knew we built on a swamp"

lol
 
When I first came here, this was all swamp. Everyone said I was daft to build a castle on a swamp, but I built in all the same, just to show them. It sank into the swamp. So I built a second one. That sank into the swamp. So I built a third. That burned down, fell over, then sank into the swamp. But the fourth one stayed up. And that's what you're going to get, Lad, the strongest castle in all of England... er, Morgan City.
 
When I first came here, this was all swamp. Everyone said I was daft to build a castle on a swamp, but I built in all the same, just to show them. It sank into the swamp. So I built a second one. That sank into the swamp. So I built a third. That burned down, fell over, then sank into the swamp. But the fourth one stayed up. And that's what you're going to get, Lad, the strongest castle in all of England... er, Morgan City.

Anytime I describe catastrophic failure I generally phrase it as "burned down, fell over, and sank into the swamp."
 
same.

Or "it went bang - usually means it's XXXXed"
 
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