Felt like a total loser

[G.Q. Jeeper]

How can so many things go wrong so quicky?

At the moment I am giving politics a break, so I decided to go back to my previous employer, Adecco (Temp Service) I am the office receptionist. I am also visiting different sites as well. Today I was at a site and the branch manager decided to stop by, since her car is in for repairs her son dropped her off at the site, she says, "oh good Jeff, you can drive me back to the office", my heart dropped 10 feet, my Jeep is still a soggy mess and the seasts are still soaking wet, and the Jeep smells bad! I tell her that we need to get some sort of seat covering, like a garbage bag or something, she says, ahh who cares, how wet can it be?, and she just jumps in after a min, she says AHHHHHHHHH this seat is sooo wet and now her ass is soaked, she is wearing a white skirt that is now see through, she laughed about it afterwards, but boy do I ever feel like a loser

My life is like a stupied commedy movie that won't go away!

Jeff!

http://community.webshots.com/user/gqjeeper

 

[DrMoab]

That is one of the funniest things I have read all day.

 

[RichP]

Was she wearing a thong bikini's or grandmas.... I've just started laughing at everything, discovered that it's much healther than getting spun up ticked off and bent out of shape.

 

[theslacker]

I've just started laughing at everything, discovered that it's much healther than getting spun up ticked off and bent out of shape.

Welcome to my world

 

[BIGSLVRXJ]

Was she wearing a thong bikini's or grandmas.... I've just started laughing at everything, discovered that it's much healther than getting spun up ticked off and bent out of shape.

x2 you gotta fill us in on the dirty stuff, just no fun without it. :cheers:

 

[Ramsey]

ttiwwp. good philosophy rich, although it can and will backfire...still worth it though

 

[8Mud]

Went to a family thing recently, the wifes rich elderly Aunt says she has to go home. Then says, Chuck can drive me home. I say the Jeep is kind of dirty and I have the dog with me. Oh no problem we will be OK.
First thing the dog does, is give her 12 inch tongue kiss, then slobbers all over her silk blouse. Then the critter lets a 30 second fart, her window won´t go down. When I dropped her off, I noticed a couple of pounds of dog hair stuck to her blouse, from the back she kind of reminded me of a Yeti.
The bright side is, I doubt I´ll ever have to worry about driving her home again.

 

[Bent]

How can so many things go wrong so quicky?

.... is sooo wet and now her ass is soaked, she is wearing a white skirt that is now see through...

http://community.webshots.com/user/gqjeeper

Pix? I don't see no wet butt pix!

Not right I tell you, NOT RIGHT!!!


:laugh3:

"I tried to tell ya 'aboot the rabbit, noooobody ever listens..."

 

[Geepfreak]

How can so many things go wrong so quicky?

My life is like a stupied commedy movie that won't go away!Jeff!

Ha, got it beat, and I AM the loser, my 60lbs Chocolate lab knocked my ass out last night, we were wrestling last night, and wham, throws her head against my lower jaw, put me out for 10 minutes, the wife was on the phone with 911 when I came to, talk about a glass jaw..... :gag: :laugh3:

 

[RichP]

ttiwwp. good philosophy rich, although it can and will backfire...still worth it though

I discovered the only two times I get serious is when someone else is concerned and needs me to be serious or someone is shooting at me. Everything else will eventually fade away...

 

[Ramsey]

well the drawbacks cause trouble for other people not those who follow that philosophy. get over stuff at the longest about 20 minutes, life is one joke after another

 

[G.Q. Jeeper]

Pix? I don't see no wet butt pix!

Not right I tell you, NOT RIGHT!!!


:laugh3:

"I tried to tell ya 'aboot the rabbit, noooobody ever listens..."

HAHAHA I had no camera dude, sorry, if you are looking for something wet and white, there is a shot of my wet foot in my webshot album - HAHAHA

Maybe next time!

Jeff!

 

[LS1Jeeper]

How can so many things go wrong so quicky?

At the moment I am giving politics a break, so I decided to go back to my previous employer, Adecco (Temp Service) I am the office receptionist. I am also visiting different sites as well. Today I was at a site and the branch manager decided to stop by, since her car is in for repairs her son dropped her off at the site, she says, "oh good Jeff, you can drive me back to the office", my heart dropped 10 feet, my Jeep is still a soggy mess and the seasts are still soaking wet, and the Jeep smells bad! I tell her that we need to get some sort of seat covering, like a garbage bag or something, she says, ahh who cares, how wet can it be?, and she just jumps in after a min, she says AHHHHHHHHH this seat is sooo wet and now her ass is soaked, she is wearing a white skirt that is now see through, she laughed about it afterwards, but boy do I ever feel like a loser

My life is like a stupied commedy movie that won't go away!

Jeff!

http://community.webshots.com/user/gqjeeper

lol thats great .. about spit coke all over the screen

 

[Jeepsterboy101]

Ha, got it beat, and I AM the loser, my 60lbs Chocolate lab knocked my ass out last night, we were wrestling last night, and wham, throws her head against my lower jaw, put me out for 10 minutes, the wife was on the phone with 911 when I came to, talk about a glass jaw..... :gag: :laugh3:

You got knocked the F out!

 

[red91]

How can so many things go wrong so quicky?

she says, ahh who cares, how wet can it be?, and she just jumps in after a min, she says AHHHHHHHHH this seat is sooo wet and now her ass is soaked, she is wearing a white skirt that is now see through, she laughed about it afterwards, but boy do I ever feel like a loser

at this point you should have, if atractive, offered to take her to your place and have her outfit dry cleaned at the local 2 hour store. "It's the least I can do."..and BTW....nice ass or no ?


not enough details....

Then shes in your place half naked...sounds good to me!

 

[8Mud]

At least you didn´t start rubbing it down with an old rag and start blowing on it, to help it dry quicker. :moon:

 

[BruteXJ]

Ha, got it beat, and I AM the loser, my 60lbs Chocolate lab knocked my ass out last night, we were wrestling last night, and wham, throws her head against my lower jaw, put me out for 10 minutes, the wife was on the phone with 911 when I came to, talk about a glass jaw..... :gag: :laugh3:

Sorry, I gotta play the one-up game!

I've got four weeks of physical therapy before I go back to see the Orthopaedist. I messed up my right shoulder something fierce when I slipped on my kitchen floor after my 8 lb cat spilled the water bowl.

...yup, you just have to laugh it all off sometimes!

 

[skierbri10]

Was she hot? Only hot girls wear white below the waist.

 

[Darky]

Was she hot? Only hot girls wear white below the waist.

Not true...workin at Best Buy I see some women who just make the WRONG fashion decision...had a 55-60 yr old woman with hair dyed orange (badly), in tiny little shorts, a tiny half shirt, sucking in her belly as hard as she could...She never shoulda left the house like that. Days like that make you wish there were fashion police to spare you from those who know no better...

 

[XJ_ranger]

ttiwwp.

There is that meaningless fucking abriviation again


RAMSEY - what are we going to have to do to make you type things out?


Should i type like this 4 U? Does this annoy U?

Maybe ill put U in a sack!