Corduroy pillows make headlines...

[jmg256]

What did the Easter egg say to the boiling water?

It's gonna take awhile to get me hard, I just got laid by some chick! Happy Easter!

 

[muduck18]

My wife has Corduroy pillow"shams" on our bed on that third extra set of pillows that get knocked on the floor every night.

I fell asleep one night on one... next morning I was all over the headlines!
Good joke