jimgrms
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Mr Murphy has both Male nurses and females that look like warthogs
Mr Murphy has both Male nurses and females that look like warthogs
Colorado B/S Thread
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JJacobs
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Re: The Colorado BS thread
Yeehaa, just got back from a day of snowmobiling for the first time in over 10 years. Wow, how the sleds have changed. Clanked my knee a bit due to an unexpected slowdown, I'll be gimping around at work tomorrow.
Anybody else here go snowmobiling much? I might have to get one of these.
Yeehaa, just got back from a day of snowmobiling for the first time in over 10 years. Wow, how the sleds have changed. Clanked my knee a bit due to an unexpected slowdown, I'll be gimping around at work tomorrow.
Anybody else here go snowmobiling much? I might have to get one of these.
mcantar18c
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When we had that huge snow storm a few years ago it was my primary transportation
Where'd you go?
When we had that huge snow storm a few years ago it was my primary transportation
Where'd you go?
JJacobs
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Snowy Range up in WY. Riding a friend's 05 Ski-Doo 1000, 162" track. Nice day, nice snow.
Snowy Range up in WY. Riding a friend's 05 Ski-Doo 1000, 162" track. Nice day, nice snow.
flingshot
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AN ITALIAN ALTAR BOY'S CONFESSION
'Bless me Father, for I have sinned.
I have been with a loose girl'.
The priest asks, 'Is that you, little Joey Pagano?'
'Yes, Father, it is.'
'And who was the girl you were with?'
'I can't tell you, Father, I don't want to ruin her reputation.'
'Well, Joey, I'm sure to find out her name sooner or later so you
may as well tell me now. Was it Tina Minetti?'
'I cannot say.'
'Was it Teresa Mazzarelli?'
'I'll never tell.'
'Was it Nina Capelli?'
'I'm sorry, but I cannot name her.'
'Was it Cathy Piriano?'
'My lips are sealed.'
'Was it Rosa DiAngelo, then?'
'Please, Father, I cannot tell you.'
The priest sighs in frustration. 'You're very tight lipped,
and I admire that. But you've sinned and have to
atone. You cannot be an altar boy now
for 4 months. Now you go and
behave yourself.'
Joey walks back to his pew, and his friend Franco slides over and
whispers, 'What'd you get?'
'Four months vacation and five good leads...'
AN ITALIAN ALTAR BOY'S CONFESSION
'Bless me Father, for I have sinned.
I have been with a loose girl'.
The priest asks, 'Is that you, little Joey Pagano?'
'Yes, Father, it is.'
'And who was the girl you were with?'
'I can't tell you, Father, I don't want to ruin her reputation.'
'Well, Joey, I'm sure to find out her name sooner or later so you
may as well tell me now. Was it Tina Minetti?'
'I cannot say.'
'Was it Teresa Mazzarelli?'
'I'll never tell.'
'Was it Nina Capelli?'
'I'm sorry, but I cannot name her.'
'Was it Cathy Piriano?'
'My lips are sealed.'
'Was it Rosa DiAngelo, then?'
'Please, Father, I cannot tell you.'
The priest sighs in frustration. 'You're very tight lipped,
and I admire that. But you've sinned and have to
atone. You cannot be an altar boy now
for 4 months. Now you go and
behave yourself.'
Joey walks back to his pew, and his friend Franco slides over and
whispers, 'What'd you get?'
'Four months vacation and five good leads...'
Frank Z
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mcantar18c
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mcantar18c
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Oh and one more thing...
Oh and one more thing...
JohnJohn
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and I didn't post the "good one"
and I didn't post the "good one"
Frank Z
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- Colorado Springs
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YELLAHEEP
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- Littleton, Colorado
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Somebody PLEASE go convince the BOD we need better smilies! :thumbup:
Somebody PLEASE go convince the BOD we need better smilies! :thumbup:
XJNOOB93
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Yeah! How the heck do you get those?!
Yeah! How the heck do you get those?!
Frank Z
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- Colorado Springs
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Same as posting a pic. [ img ]url goes here[ /img ]
Delete the spaces
Same as posting a pic. [ img ]url goes here[ /img ]
Delete the spaces
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collkid
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Gosh I wonder who makes all these.
Gosh I wonder who makes all these.
flingshot
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We are in trouble..
The population of this country is 300 million.
160 million are retired.
That leaves 140 million to do the
work.
There are 85 million in school.
Which leaves 55 million to do the work.
Of this there are 35 million employed by the federal
government.
Leaving 20 million to do the work.
2.8 million are in the armed forces preoccupied
with killing Osama
Bin-Laden.
Which leaves 17.2
million to do the work.
Take from that total the 15.8
million people who work for state and city
Governments. And that
leaves 1.4 million to do the work.
At any given
time there are 188,000 people in hospitals.
Leaving
1,212,000 to do the work.
Now, there are 1,211,998 people
in prisons.
That leaves just two people to do the
work.
You and me.
And there you are,
Sitting there , at your computer, reading jokes..
Nice. Real nice.
We are in trouble..
The population of this country is 300 million.
160 million are retired.
That leaves 140 million to do the
work.
There are 85 million in school.
Which leaves 55 million to do the work.
Of this there are 35 million employed by the federal
government.
Leaving 20 million to do the work.
2.8 million are in the armed forces preoccupied
with killing Osama
Bin-Laden.
Which leaves 17.2
million to do the work.
Take from that total the 15.8
million people who work for state and city
Governments. And that
leaves 1.4 million to do the work.
At any given
time there are 188,000 people in hospitals.
Leaving
1,212,000 to do the work.
Now, there are 1,211,998 people
in prisons.
That leaves just two people to do the
work.
You and me.
And there you are,
Sitting there , at your computer, reading jokes..
Nice. Real nice.
mcantar18c
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- Fayettnam
Re: The Colorado BS thread
Just cause yall need to see it...
Just cause yall need to see it...
jimgrms
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Re: The Colorado BS thread
I got to get out of the house been going through venders sites and i don't think it would take me a hour to max out my plastic
I got to get out of the house been going through venders sites and i don't think it would take me a hour to max out my plastic
Frank Z
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- Colorado Springs
TomMcD
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- Parker, CO
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:roflmao:
Amazing sure, but for some reason techno Amazing Grace strikes me as hilarious.
:roflmao:
Amazing sure, but for some reason techno Amazing Grace strikes me as hilarious.
.40CalPatriot
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