Colorado B/S Thread
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JohnJohn
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JJacobs
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- Fort Collins CO
Re: The Colorado BS thread
I didn't make the rule..
What's the 3 character Russian word? I probably don't want to know.
I didn't make the rule..
What's the 3 character Russian word? I probably don't want to know.
old_man
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Re: The Colorado BS thread
Jon, Aren't you supposed to be working?
Jon, Aren't you supposed to be working?
JJacobs
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Re: The Colorado BS thread
Yup! You bringing the Exploder down for the recall today?
Yup! You bringing the Exploder down for the recall today?
old_man
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Re: The Colorado BS thread
I've got to get it running first.
I've got to get it running first.
JJacobs
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Re: The Colorado BS thread
What did you do to it?
What did you do to it?
jimgrms
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Re: The Colorado BS thread
Went to the hosp ans had kidnry surgery ;some kind of probe that didn;t reach what it needed to cause of a enlarged prostratet they sob that hurts i am now home wlking around with a catather hanging on my leg ;next week i get to do this all over plus get my prostrate fixed waiting for my son to get my percoset actually i am kinda lookinf forwadr to some
Went to the hosp ans had kidnry surgery ;some kind of probe that didn;t reach what it needed to cause of a enlarged prostratet they sob that hurts i am now home wlking around with a catather hanging on my leg ;next week i get to do this all over plus get my prostrate fixed waiting for my son to get my percoset actually i am kinda lookinf forwadr to some
Frank Z
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Re: The Colorado BS thread
Hope you feel better soon Jim.
Hope you feel better soon Jim.
xj-grin
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Re: The Colorado BS thread
That blows, Jim. Keep your chin up, I'll buy you a turkey sandwich and a beer when you're back up and at 'em!
That blows, Jim. Keep your chin up, I'll buy you a turkey sandwich and a beer when you're back up and at 'em!
old_man
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Re: The Colorado BS thread
Damn Jim, thats a pisser. :wave:
Damn Jim, thats a pisser. :wave:
flingshot
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- Thornton Colorado
Re: The Colorado BS thread
Sending good thoughts and prayers your way Jim. See you out on the trail soon!
Sending good thoughts and prayers your way Jim. See you out on the trail soon!
flingshot
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- Thornton Colorado
Re: The Colorado BS thread
Not all XJ specific but most of it sounds about right.
You Have A Real Jeep and Are A Real Jeeper If . . .
1. You use a hose to clean the inside and the outside
2. You take your date home early on a Saturday night so you can work on your Jeep
3. You determine that the best route from Point A to Point B is through a rock pile or over a mountain
4. You call a scratch or a dent, a beauty mark
5. You roll it over and don't get upset
6. Your Mom or your sister can't get in without help
7. You judge every hill you see by how much fun it would be to climb
8. You feel nauseous when you see a RAV-4 or a Chevy Tracker
9. You get custom pin-striping from trail brush
10. A low-rider Jeep pulls up next to you, and you want to get out and slap the driver
11. It takes more than 6 hours to get donuts
12. You pull into the unplowed parking spots on snowy days
13. You take your friends wheeling and they say "What trail; I don't see a trail!"
14. You've been forced to add TJ, CJ, YJ, and XJ to your spell-checker
15. You can see OVER a Suburban
16. You carry emergency supplies and clothing because you never know where you will end up
17. Your Nerf bars battle rocks and win
18. It rains and you don't care that your top and doors are off
19. You drive around to look at Christmas lights . . . topless
20. You change your plugs in the parking lot at work on a break
21. Your "Parts Department" is on blocks behind your house
22. You take your Mom wheeling and she has to help you flip the Jeep back onto its wheels again
23. You use an ice-scraper on the inside of the windshield
24. You get more heat from holes in the floorboards than through the heater vents
25. Every page of your repair manual has greasy fingerprints
26. Passengers scream "DON'T ROLL IT!" when you take them wheeling
27. You spend more time under your Jeep than under your significant other
28. Winter comes and your can't remember where you left your top
29. You spend more on car washes than on insurance
30. Even worse, the car wash won't let you in
31. You fix almost everything yourself
32. You feel sorry for someone in a $60,000 Toyota Land Cruiser
33. You have the phone numbers for all of your favorite mail-order accessory houses memorized
34. You have all your credit card numbers memorized
35. You slam the door and chunks of dried mud crumble to the ground
36. You get asked to pick up your co-workers in a snowstorm . . . and get paid for it
37. Your wife/girlfriend refuses to get in it
38. You are the only one on the street who doesn't plow their driveway
39. You are dating the Service, Parts, or Sales Manager at your local Jeep dealership
40. You try to run the plow trucks off the road when it snows heavily
41. You can't hear your $200 stereo over the howl of your tires on the highway
42. You have a high-water mark INSIDE the Jeep
43. After your answer to "What did you do this weekend?", the next question is always: "And you do this for fun, right?"
44. Your criteria for selecting a "significant other" includes auto repair skills--air tools optional
45. You plan your wedding around the Club's trail ride schedule
46. You save broken Jeep parts as "momentos"
47. You know the exact story behind every one (see above)
48. When someone refers to "The Good Book", you think of "The Jeep Owner's Bible"
49. You keep trying to convince your significant other to allow you to remove the doors on the family minivan
50. Your Jeep no longer fits in the garage
51. You always have your drinks "on the rocks"
52. You think that any tire that isn't waist high looks like a bagel
53. You can't take a girl, who's wearing a dress, on a date without carrying along a set of steps
54. You can't sneak into church late because the engine is too loud
55. You know your ring gear size, but not your wedding ring size
56. All of your shirts have some sort of grease or oil stains, or battery acid holes, from not planning on working on your (or a friend's) Jeep
57. You have a dirt berm at the end of your driveway from the mud that got washed off of your Jeep
58. You think that an "airline" is something that connects your differential to your air compressor
59. You stop trying to get the dirt out from under your fingernails
60. You buy parts for your Jeep instead of food for your family
61. You spend Super Bowl Sunday turning wrenches rather than watching the game
62. Your e-mail address refers to your Jeep rather than you
63. Your garage holds more Jeeps than your house has bedrooms
64. You have enough spare parts to build another Jeep
65. You have Jeep parts in your cubicle at work
66. You have to wash your hands before you go to the restroom
67. You carry along enough tools to supply a small garage
68. You nickname your Jeep after the noises it makes or it's most damaging trail accident
69. You carry along a replacement part for every drive component on the Jeep
70. You can air up your tires without stopping at a gas station
71. You're constantly getting passed on the highway
72. The Service Department has to let all of the air out of your front tires in order to reach the engine
73. Your wallet is always empty!
Not all XJ specific but most of it sounds about right.
You Have A Real Jeep and Are A Real Jeeper If . . .
1. You use a hose to clean the inside and the outside
2. You take your date home early on a Saturday night so you can work on your Jeep
3. You determine that the best route from Point A to Point B is through a rock pile or over a mountain
4. You call a scratch or a dent, a beauty mark
5. You roll it over and don't get upset
6. Your Mom or your sister can't get in without help
7. You judge every hill you see by how much fun it would be to climb
8. You feel nauseous when you see a RAV-4 or a Chevy Tracker
9. You get custom pin-striping from trail brush
10. A low-rider Jeep pulls up next to you, and you want to get out and slap the driver
11. It takes more than 6 hours to get donuts
12. You pull into the unplowed parking spots on snowy days
13. You take your friends wheeling and they say "What trail; I don't see a trail!"
14. You've been forced to add TJ, CJ, YJ, and XJ to your spell-checker
15. You can see OVER a Suburban
16. You carry emergency supplies and clothing because you never know where you will end up
17. Your Nerf bars battle rocks and win
18. It rains and you don't care that your top and doors are off
19. You drive around to look at Christmas lights . . . topless
20. You change your plugs in the parking lot at work on a break
21. Your "Parts Department" is on blocks behind your house
22. You take your Mom wheeling and she has to help you flip the Jeep back onto its wheels again
23. You use an ice-scraper on the inside of the windshield
24. You get more heat from holes in the floorboards than through the heater vents
25. Every page of your repair manual has greasy fingerprints
26. Passengers scream "DON'T ROLL IT!" when you take them wheeling
27. You spend more time under your Jeep than under your significant other
28. Winter comes and your can't remember where you left your top
29. You spend more on car washes than on insurance
30. Even worse, the car wash won't let you in
31. You fix almost everything yourself
32. You feel sorry for someone in a $60,000 Toyota Land Cruiser
33. You have the phone numbers for all of your favorite mail-order accessory houses memorized
34. You have all your credit card numbers memorized
35. You slam the door and chunks of dried mud crumble to the ground
36. You get asked to pick up your co-workers in a snowstorm . . . and get paid for it
37. Your wife/girlfriend refuses to get in it
38. You are the only one on the street who doesn't plow their driveway
39. You are dating the Service, Parts, or Sales Manager at your local Jeep dealership
40. You try to run the plow trucks off the road when it snows heavily
41. You can't hear your $200 stereo over the howl of your tires on the highway
42. You have a high-water mark INSIDE the Jeep
43. After your answer to "What did you do this weekend?", the next question is always: "And you do this for fun, right?"
44. Your criteria for selecting a "significant other" includes auto repair skills--air tools optional
45. You plan your wedding around the Club's trail ride schedule
46. You save broken Jeep parts as "momentos"
47. You know the exact story behind every one (see above)
48. When someone refers to "The Good Book", you think of "The Jeep Owner's Bible"
49. You keep trying to convince your significant other to allow you to remove the doors on the family minivan
50. Your Jeep no longer fits in the garage
51. You always have your drinks "on the rocks"
52. You think that any tire that isn't waist high looks like a bagel
53. You can't take a girl, who's wearing a dress, on a date without carrying along a set of steps
54. You can't sneak into church late because the engine is too loud
55. You know your ring gear size, but not your wedding ring size
56. All of your shirts have some sort of grease or oil stains, or battery acid holes, from not planning on working on your (or a friend's) Jeep
57. You have a dirt berm at the end of your driveway from the mud that got washed off of your Jeep
58. You think that an "airline" is something that connects your differential to your air compressor
59. You stop trying to get the dirt out from under your fingernails
60. You buy parts for your Jeep instead of food for your family
61. You spend Super Bowl Sunday turning wrenches rather than watching the game
62. Your e-mail address refers to your Jeep rather than you
63. Your garage holds more Jeeps than your house has bedrooms
64. You have enough spare parts to build another Jeep
65. You have Jeep parts in your cubicle at work
66. You have to wash your hands before you go to the restroom
67. You carry along enough tools to supply a small garage
68. You nickname your Jeep after the noises it makes or it's most damaging trail accident
69. You carry along a replacement part for every drive component on the Jeep
70. You can air up your tires without stopping at a gas station
71. You're constantly getting passed on the highway
72. The Service Department has to let all of the air out of your front tires in order to reach the engine
73. Your wallet is always empty!
Beezle
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- thornton CO
Re: The Colorado BS thread
Take care of yourself Jim!!
Take care of yourself Jim!!
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- Golden, CO
Re: The Colorado BS thread
What they said Jim!!!
If it's any consolation, when my Mrs was waiting for back surgery, we had to go to the ER for a dilaudid IV. While we were waiting, the gent in the booth next to her had to be catheterized. She forgot all about her pain.
What they said Jim!!!
If it's any consolation, when my Mrs was waiting for back surgery, we had to go to the ER for a dilaudid IV. While we were waiting, the gent in the booth next to her had to be catheterized. She forgot all about her pain.
jimgrms
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- Oceanside Ca the beach
Re: The Colorado BS thread
my last post on this i was drugged, so it diddn't make to much sense but thanks for the well wishes ,i will sure be happy to get these issues resolved
my last post on this i was drugged, so it diddn't make to much sense but thanks for the well wishes ,i will sure be happy to get these issues resolved
jimgrms
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- Oceanside Ca the beach
Re: The Colorado BS thread
I left the hosp the 25, and then went back yester day to get my bladder flushed( almost a much fun as jeeping ) will get a date for the surgery next week sure tired of peeing clots and leaking cathater's won't be doing much tilldec 15 or and won't be posting much
I left the hosp the 25, and then went back yester day to get my bladder flushed( almost a much fun as jeeping ) will get a date for the surgery next week sure tired of peeing clots and leaking cathater's won't be doing much tilldec 15 or and won't be posting much
Frank Z
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- Colorado Springs
Re: The Colorado BS thread
Hang in there Jim and try to look on the bright side.....you'll have some nurses touching your hootis.
Feel better soon.
Hang in there Jim and try to look on the bright side.....you'll have some nurses touching your hootis.
Feel better soon.
YELLAHEEP
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- Littleton, Colorado
Re: The Colorado BS thread
Keeping you in my thoughts Jim. Don't you or your family hesitate to call me if I can help out with anything. Good to hear you in such good spirits this afternoon! I'm sure they'll get you all fixed up - the road to recovery isn't gonna be a pleasant one for sure......
....... That whole nurses-touching-yer-hootus thing doesn't sound too bad though...... Just remind 'em that it's easier to do the catheter when things are all "firmed up".........
Keeping you in my thoughts Jim. Don't you or your family hesitate to call me if I can help out with anything. Good to hear you in such good spirits this afternoon! I'm sure they'll get you all fixed up - the road to recovery isn't gonna be a pleasant one for sure......
....... That whole nurses-touching-yer-hootus thing doesn't sound too bad though...... Just remind 'em that it's easier to do the catheter when things are all "firmed up".........
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- Golden, CO
Re: The Colorado BS thread
What a sexist bunch-o-crap! Mr. Murphey says Jim gets a male nurse.
Jim, since you are in everyone's good graces, get the numbers from your cell phone and give everyone here some drugged dialing. We'll know it's you.
What a sexist bunch-o-crap! Mr. Murphey says Jim gets a male nurse.
Jim, since you are in everyone's good graces, get the numbers from your cell phone and give everyone here some drugged dialing. We'll know it's you.
