Chuck Norris is NOTHING....

[Fergie]

I always liked Segal's style. No need for too much punching and kicking.

Cool video by the way.

Fergie

 

[bshaw]

that was a good video. from what i have heard and read, he is the real deal. didn't he spend like 7 years over seas somewhere studying martial arts?

 

[Roxtar]

Its okay to laugh at what one does not understand, it is common to cover up lack of knowledge.

Here is some video of Segal, almost 2 decades old, of him in his Japanese dojo, when he was instructing in Japan. Watch for yourself, then laugh.

http://roanokeaikido.com/video/video.asp?video=segaldojo.asx

Andrew

You don't understand. I find it hilarious when people take themselves too seriously.
When others agree with them; more so.

 

[MyJeepXJ]

that was a good video. from what i have heard and read, he is the real deal. didn't he spend like 7 years over seas somewhere studying martial arts?

I think a little longer, Id have to look it up. He married the daughter of one of the Masters IIRC, there no longer married. I dont know if hes even married now. At any rate, he did spend a considerable amount of time in Japan. I was thinking 10 yrs off the top of my head. Hes one of the first Americans to have reached the high level he did, in Japan, in a Japanese Dojo, in a traditional Japanese sytle of Aikido. He has refined Aikido to a style of his own, Ten Shin Aikido, which is a more combative and brutal style of Aikido, even more so IMHO than Nihon Goshin Aikido. It would be an honor to train under him, his knowledge of techniques is astounding. If your interested, I can post later the title of the video that is his biography in the Martial Arts, I have it and its very enlightining and educational, and entertaining.

Cheers,
Andrew

 

[Beej]

Jean-Claude Van Damme would unleash some brutal Van Dammage on Seagal's ass if ever they met...

 

[churky89]

How's this look to you?

NowNow thatthat wouldwould bebe aa largelarge mouthmouth doubledouble talkertalker :laugh3:

 

[DrMoab]

What are you guys getting all excited about a dirty white beach bird who lives on garbage for?

Besides the dumbass had his ponytail stolen.....What kind of martial arts master gets his ponytail stolen?

 

[the_chief]

I hate to tell you, ut segal is no match for the texas ranger.

No, but seriously, I've seen bloodsport and I know for real that van damme would f him up.

Remember hot shots part deux with charlie sheen, when they spoof bloodsport, wrap their hands in cloth and dip them in caramel and then the sundae bar! sprinkles and gummy bears an so on! hahahaha

 

[Bohican]

Remember hot shots part deux with charlie sheen, when they spoof bloodsport kickboxer, wrap their hands in cloth and dip them in caramel and then the sundae bar! sprinkles and gummy bears an so on! hahahaha

Fixed it for ya!


(glad I actually had something to add to the conversation)

 

[Darky]

Bruce Lee would scream them all to death...he'd jump on your chest and snap your neck with his feet, while looking constipated and screaming.

 

[Roxtar]

Antonio Banderas, Bruce Willis, and Arnold would bitch slap all of them. They have force fields that keeps bullets from hitting them and they never miss.

Anakin Skywalker would just Jedify their asses.


Clue to everyone:


It's called acting

You know, as in fake adversaries, special effects, film editing, all that stuff.

You people scare me.






Really.

 

[jpars]

Foolish, all of you are.
Correct you, I shall.

 

[Ramsey]

It's called acting

You know, as in fake adversaries, special effects, film editing, all that stuff.

You people scare me.






Really.

SPOBI!



segal does not act

 

[riverfever]

SPOBI!



segal does not act

I agree...he does not act at all. He really is as gay as he appears in those 2 or 3 words per title movies. (Hard to Kill, Out for Justice, On Deadly Ground, Under Siege, I Suck Ball$, My Movies Rub).

 

[Grzz701]

Clint Eastwood, 'nuff said.

 

[bshaw]

well none of them would touch this guy!!

 

[RyleyF]

Antonio Banderas, Bruce Willis, and Arnold would bitch slap all of them. They have force fields that keeps bullets from hitting them and they never miss.

Anakin Skywalker would just Jedify their asses.


Clue to everyone:


It's called acting

You know, as in fake adversaries, special effects, film editing, all that stuff.

You people scare me.






Really.

But Norris really was Karate middleweight champion in '68, and won Karate's Triple Crown for most wins in '69. The dude is 65 years old and he could still beat us all up

 

[riverfever]

Clint Eastwood, 'nuff said.

Here Here! I raise my glass in salute of Mr. Eastwood.

 

[jpars]

id love to see clint eastwoods old nursing home ass pull an x wing out of a dagobah swamp........with his mind

yoda