Chuck Norris Google search

[Roxtar]

http://clients.arranschlosberg.com/chuck/

 

[Stuntman Mot]

now that's funny!

 

[jforse]

nice :roflmao:

 

[Stuntman Mot]

here is a little more chuck stuff for ya

http://www.cafepress.com/hucknchuck

 

[1985xjlaredo]

thats great

 

[skoolie72]

Go to Google.
Type in 'find Chuck Norris'
Click 'Im feeling lucky'

 

[Roxtar]

Schweet

 

[skoolie72]

Chuck Norris can kill two stones with one bird.
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If you have 5 dollars and Chuck Norris has 5 dollars, then he has more money than you do.
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Most people have 23 pairs of chromosomes. Chuck Norris has 72 pair, and all of them are poisonous.

 

[BOB]

Billy Jack would kick Chucks ass!

BOB

 

[Roxtar]

Billy Jack would kick Chucks ass!

BOB

No way, Billy Jack would be halfway through his pre-fight speech when Chuck would roundhouse kick his sniveling liberal ass back to the reservation and then bang his buttugly wife, just for the hell of it.

"Bernard, Bernard, Bernard, I try, I really tr...WHAM!!!"