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Scott Mac

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Not until delivery of the first units did anyone at the Pentagon begin to question awarding the new "Smart Wepons" contract to Bubba Gump Aerospace.
 
"Lieutenant Chumley departing on his first (and last) assignment as an Infantry CAS Liason with the USAF..."
 
in past the democrats cut military spending so the higher ups looked else where... today instead of dropping bombs they are testing a new weapon, the only weapon ever to be able to analyze the situation ladies and gentleman ... the redneck bomb he drops and shoots away
 
New flight training methods will be used due to departmental cut-backs.......

or,

who took the last beer?
 
Gentlemen! With this new system we cut our cost on weapons AND engine development, because this unit combines them both. We also cut our costs on all those varied food rations. Just feed this unit a steady diet of beans and your jet is always fueled. The only issue left to solve is the intermittant nature of the engine. It only seems to work in bursts violent enough to send it rocketing into the stratophere and then it glides for several seconds while the fule pressure builds again. Our engineers are working on that though.
 
The Crew Chief offered to personally see to it that the guns would not jam on the next mission, and offered to improve the Pilot's target kill ratio as well. Believing in the creativity of his Crew Chief, the Pilot said "make it so" (in his best Star Trek Commander voice).
 
smart bomb my a$$!

or

I said smart bomb, dumb a$$!
 
Kejtar, leave poor Beez alone. He didn't point out that Ed was Quoting "Next Generation"

T ( I have a first amendment right to violate my fifth amendment right) BENT
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