Boy, they'll sell ANYTHING for the dumb car guy.....

[YELLAHEEP]

Fake sunroof....... yep, you can buy one:

http://cgi.ebay.com/ebaymotors/Sunroofs_W0QQitemZ260148596999



:twak:

 

[XJ Dreamin']

But it's MAGNETIC TECHNOLOGY. I've been waiting for magnetic technology my whole life! I want to put one on the wall in the locker room at the gym so I can look through into the ladies shower :gee:

 

[XJ Dreamin']

Take one with you on your next bank heist. Stick it up on the wall in the alley and climb right into the vault.

1,000,001 uses!!!

Protable toilet. I wonder where the crap ends up

 

[XJ Dreamin']

Keep one in the office. When the boss comes after you about your expense account you can duck out quick.

 

[XJ Dreamin']

Put one on your teacher's chair, instead of the boring old-school thumb tack. Why settle for just making the old hag jump when you can get rid of her for good.

 

[XJ Dreamin']

Put one on your monitor screen and play WoW in a parallel universe.

 

[XJ Dreamin']

Paste one on your butt and be the proud owner of the world's biggest a$$hole.

 

[RichP]

I'll sell anything if I can find someone stupid enough to buy it. :scottm:

I just have this problem of keeping a straight face and my mouth shut when they idiot pays for it...
I was getting rid of few old things and took them out to the curb, hoping someone would want them for a garage sale or something, Guy stops and says how much, I said $20, he said 'for all', YUP. Heck, I was just hoping the stuff would be gone when I came back out... coming out $20 in the pocket is even better..

 

[XJ Dreamin']

I'll sell anything if I can find someone stupid enough to buy it. :scottm:

I just have this problem of keeping a straight face and my mouth shut when they idiot pays for it...
I was getting rid of few old things and took them out to the curb, hoping someone would want them for a garage sale or something, Guy stops and says how much, I said $20, he said 'for all', YUP. Heck, I was just hoping the stuff would be gone when I came back out... coming out $20 in the pocket is even better..

No, I believe in 'Buyer Beware', as long as there is no out-n-out fraud. These guys don't claim that sticking this thing on you roof will create a sunroof, they come right out and say it creates the appearance of a sunroof. No problem with that at all. If you can get money from dummies, more power to ya'. I was just exploring alternative uses.

Plus, it's a kind of incidental hobby of mine to pick out irrelevant claims from ads. This thing's got MAGNETIC TECHNOLOGY!! Yeah. So does the pizza ad on the front of my refrigerator.

 

[RTicUL8]

Hey babe! I got me a sunroof. Wanna go cruizn'?



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[Ben H]

I just bought one. I cant wait, it will be here next Tuesday.

 

[KarlVP]

I bought one of these on e-bay once.

http://cgi.ebay.com/autographed-air...goryZ621QQssPageNameZWDVWQQrdZ1QQcmdZViewItem

 

[XJ&CHZ4ME]

If you scroll to the bottom of the eBay page, it has the questions asked by other people. There are apparently other smart asses out there besides us! I particularly like the one where the guy asks about the ABS light. :doh:

 

[XJ Dreamin']

I bought one of these on e-bay once.

http://cgi.ebay.com/autographed-air-guitar-with-leather-neckstrap_W0QQitemZ300144888235QQihZ020QQcategoryZ621QQssPageNameZWDVWQQrdZ1QQcmdZViewItem

I didn't laugh until I got to this: "(case not included)"

It's all in the setup. That was beautiful

 

[XJ Dreamin']

If you scroll to the bottom of the eBay page, it has the questions asked by other people. There are apparently other smart asses out there besides us! I particularly like the one where the guy asks about the ABS light. :doh:

Or the guy who wants to put one on the inside so he can look at the stars

 

[streetpirate]

"how much horsepower will this add?"

 

[XJ Dreamin']

"how much horsepower will this add?"

The holographic one, that looks like it's open if you look at it from the right angle, creates a virtual downforce that generates mega-hp.

 

[XJ Dreamin']

If you plastered the entire car with these things it would virtually disappear, meaning no aero-drag and no inertia. No inertia = infinite hp ratio. The ultimate aftermarket fix.

 

[XJ&CHZ4ME]

If you plastered the entire car with these things it would virtually disappear, meaning no aero-drag and no inertia. No inertia = infinite hp ratio. The ultimate aftermarket fix.

but remember, they all must be facing the right way or they might cause drag just "in case" one decided to magically open! I wonder if they are water proof..I hope they would not leak in the automatic car wash....................

 

[XJ Dreamin']

but remember, they all must be facing the right way or they might cause drag just "in case" one decided to magically open! I wonder if they are water proof..I hope they would not leak in the automatic car wash....................

Sunroofs always leak. Better drill some drain holes in the floor.


No, wait. I'm a dummy. Put one on the floor and the water will run right out.