Bloody Hell!!

[Darky]

Found out last night that I have been the victim of identity theft...Someone took out a Target credit card (Why Target?) in my name and spent $231 on it. They even made a payment last month. But now its past due and they want their money. I contacted Target as soon as I got the notice and told them it isn't mine. They said they'll look into it. The last 4 of the driver's license number don't match up with mine very close and even the right state. I find that part interesting since I'm not from this state. They got my address right because I got the notice. Today I got my credit report from Experian and Equifax to double-check and make sure there isn't anything else. Thankfully, this is the only thing on there. I am disputing the claim through both of them. I will be calling my bank soon. What else should I do?

 

[RTicUL8]

http://www.consumer.gov/idtheft/index.html

 

[riverfever]

Sorry to hear that. Happened to my gal before we met. Someone opened up a Sears card and put something small on it and never paid. It was 8 years ago and it still comes up to haunt her. We went to get a new washer last month and did 90 days financing. Had to do a bunch of explaining before they agreed to do it. Hope you get it worked out. She shreds everything now.

 

[d10shun]

Someone got my bank card # and spent $800 in JAPAN! Luckly Bank one called me and asked if I had been to Japan. They cleared the charge including the NSF fee. No idea how he got my number.

Ben

acct #90145642
bank card #4564852178956543
Pin 7554
Password cherokee95

 

[Lawn Cher']

No idea! HAHAHA

:laugh2: :laugh2: :laugh2:

 

[red91]

I am NOW Lawn Cher'. ID theft CAN be fun...

 

[Lawn Cher']

Alright, I'll play.

















I'm Beezil. I want my lifetime membership now so I can make a nuisance of myself forever!

 

[Darky]

http://www.consumer.gov/idtheft/index.html

Thanks for the site, I've filed the complaint form with them and printed out the affidavit and such. Luckily its only a small amount of money this person has gotten into so far...

 

[XTrmXJ]

When I went to buy my house last year, somthing popped up on my record or on my SS# that said I took out a $45,000 Govt education loan out in 1986.. WTF, I was 6 years old at the time, It was never on any of the credit reports what so ever until I used my Veterans Home Loan.. Anyways it was taken care of and Im at no fault, and I still got my house..

BTW put a Fraud alert out at one of the 3 Credit Co. and all will be handled

 

[Roxtar]

An American military guy using the phrase "Bloody hell"?
Are you sure this is you?

 

[red91]

Alright, I'll play.
I'm Beezil. I want my lifetime membership now so I can make a nuisance of myself forever!

SURE you are.....Your already a nuisance. Why whould you want to be someone else :laugh3:

 

[8Cherokee9]

Wow...TOTAL bummer on the theft thing, If someone stole my identity they couldn't finanace a piece of cheese!!!!

 

[Roxtar]

If someone stole my identity they couldn't finanace a piece of cheese

I can relate. Someone once stole mine, checked the credit report, and gave it back.

 

[Lawn Cher']

My credit is fine but my looks & personality leave something to be desired. :gee:

 

[Roxtar]

My credit is fine but my looks & personality leave something to be desired. :gee:

Perhaps but Hinkley tells me you've got a Johnson that makes any other problems non-issues.

 

[Lawn Cher']

As our esteemed former Brewmeister would say, "Hinkley lives in my butt."

 

[GSequoia]

Perhaps but Hinkley tells me you've got a Johnson that makes any other problems non-issues.

I boarded the airplane and took my seat. As I settled in, I glanced up and see a very beautiful woman boarding the plane. I soon realize she's heading straight towards MY seat. Lo and behold, she takes the seat right beside me.

Eager to strike up a conversation, I blurted out, "Business trip, or vacation?"

She turns, smiles, and says, "Business. I'm going to the annual Nymphomaniac Convention in Las Vegas."

Struggling to maintain my composure, I calmly ask, "What's your business role at this convention?"

"Lecturer," she says, "I use my experience to debunk some of the popular myths about sexuality."

"Really," I said, swallowing hard," what myths are those?"

"Well," she explains, "one popular myth is that African American men are the most well endowed when, in fact, it's the Native American Indian who is most likely to possess that trait. Another popular myth is that French men are the best lovers, when actually it is the man of Jewish descent."

Suddenly, the woman becomes a little uncomfortable and blushes.

"I'm sorry," she says, "I shouldn't be discussing this with you. I don't even know your name!"

I said, Tonto, Tonto Goldstein."

 

[GSequoia]

As our esteemed former Brewmeister would say, "Hinkley lives in my butt."

On the heels of what Brad says...

So you're too big to live in his?

 

[Lawn Cher']

That joke is old and busted, and I'm not sure how to respond to your second statement.

 

[GSequoia]

That joke is old and busted

Touché