baked goods

Can we get back to the baking please. I prefer the cake that allows a nice young lady to jump out of the middle.........
 
jrsxj98 said:
Can we get back to the baking please. I prefer the cake that allows a nice young lady to jump out of the middle.........
You sick twisted freak... You really did like my coment about the naked chick sitting on the cake didn't you?
 
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YELLAHEEP said:
Yep. And she again iterated that unless you gots female parts, you need to step away from the kitchen.

.........I told her that you were pretty scrawny and somewhat limp-wristed, but that didn't sway her.

:D

I employ you....could someone with a limp wrist manhandle a full siz spare around with the ease that I do? I think not.
 
Stang5lgt said:
Then why do you drink Soy milk??:roll:

OK....if you MUST know...


I am lactose intolerant. I have no tolerance for milk. And I wont stand for it.


Hey do you think the cupholder in that Prius is big enough to hold a bottle of soy milk?:laugh3:
 
philip_g said:
aren't you from iowa? that's blasphemous.

you get an engine this weekend?
I spoke english so I didn't fit in at the PNS. :laugh2: I found a donor car. I am more worried about the bellhousing right now. I look at all the Ford trucks at PNS and not one had my bell. I was pissed. After I about fell on my a$$ hundreds times on all the ice.
 
Stang5lgt said:
I spoke english so I didn't fit in at the PNS. :laugh2: I found a donor car. I am more worried about the bellhousing right now. I look at all the Ford trucks at PNS and not one had my bell. I was pissed. After I about fell on my a$$ hundreds times on all the ice.
I was going to suggest you brush up on your espanol.
Pull n save is like ants at a picnic, only when I say ants I mean mexicans.

I hate when you're working under a car and they're climbing all over it fiddle fucking around and rocking it on the "stands"
 
Now, the below quote is trolling.

"Yep. And she again iterated that unless you gots female parts, you need to step away from the kitchen."

Some of us have worked as a professional chef, and are neither limp wristed or scrawny.

Fred
 
Fred said:
Now, the below quote is trolling.

"Yep. And she again iterated that unless you gots female parts, you need to step away from the kitchen."

Some of us have worked as a professional chef, and are neither limp wristed or scrawny.

Fred

All in good fun man, all in good fun. I love to bake and I'm about 6'3 and almost 300 pounds. Maybe the two are related tho?
i've recently noticed my new springs have broken in with about an inch lean on the drivers side, lol
 
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Fred said:
Now, the below quote is trolling.

"Yep. And she again iterated that unless you gots female parts, you need to step away from the kitchen."

Some of us have worked as a professional chef, and are neither limp wristed or scrawny.

Fred

I had no idea Fred. I really wanted to go cullinary school long ago. Sometimes after wrestling mentally retarded kids out of the bathroom stalls....I still wanna go.
 
I've been pulling peoples' chains on this board since it began. It's long since ceased to be a source of information for me, it's only entertainment.:cheers:

BTW, I tried to talk to JohnJohn on Friday to get your phone number, since I was passing through Castle Rock yet again. Never did call me back. If the carpool works as it should, I won't be driving for a couple of weeks. If you haven't moved the engine stand by then, let me know.

Fred
 
johnjohn might be out of town, I think he's off to TX or somewhere to train on a new job he just got. I'll shoot you a PM. I don't know when he's off for sure.
 
riverfever said:
I had no idea Fred. I really wanted to go cullinary school long ago. Sometimes after wrestling mentally retarded kids out of the bathroom stalls....I still wanna go.
Too much work. They work their ass off for not much money it seems.
 
philip_g said:
Too much work. They work their ass off for not much money it seems.

Yeah...tell me about it. That kid weighs like 175 pounds. It's all dead weight. To make matters worse...the little sh!t grabs hold of the back of the bowl. It's gotta be easier in the kitchen. Hell I can already bake a cake.
 
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