ren said:
My kids are still mostly young, but they allready understand that what I say is LAW in my house, and that I really do not give a damn what joey up the street does, becuase he does not live in my house and if he did, he would learn very quickly (and most likely very painfully) that what I say goes. My son mouthed off to his mom the other day when she told him to go wash the dishes. He told her "Make me, B@#&^". He is still trying to figure out HOW I heard him from outside, made it in the house, jacked him in the mouth hard enough to hit the floor, and then told him to shut it. All without him hearing or seeing me coming.
I will not tolerate that kind of crap with my kids, and the one on the computer would find himself out the door, without the computer (thats' mine), and the door slammed and locked. Spoiled, coddled and waaaayyyy too old to be acting like that.
I am not my kids "friend", but they know that they can tlak to either my wife or me about anything, and I mean anything, and that they will be treated fairly, but they also know that the response can be very blunt. We refuse to have our kids run loose like most of the little bastards today, and hopefully, this kind of upbringing will serve them well as they get older. I do believe that there are still quite a few of us that were raised without the coddling, sugar-coating and the ass-kissing that kids seem to be getting these days.
Sorry about this trying to turn into a rant, but I think that you can understand how/why it is so easy for it to happen.
Yes, we're here, but there's not as many as you might hope for. Some of the worst parents I've seen are my own friends. Some of them I just want to shake. Why? Why did you have kids if you didn't want to raise them?! I know dads who
are that whiny little brat - at 40-something friggin' years old!! They have kids, for whatever reason I don't know, and they themselves are the worst examples of selfishness and self-obsession.
Now, we maintained Santa and the like until the boys figured it out for themselves, but in everything else I agree - do not lie to your kids. I hear my friends manufacturing the baldest flata$$ lies only for their own convenience - only in order to avoid arguments with their kids. That is the absolute worst thing you can do. Do not set yourself up as a liar. In all cases (once they've figured out the Santa business) you must be able to stand on the high ground. That means you carry through on threats. If you say, "One more time and 'whatever'!" Then, one more time and 'whatever' better happen. I do not make empty threats - I make promises, and I always keep my promises. That means I am very careful exactly what are the consequences I promise to execute. I don't promise to do stupid shit that they know would never happen. I promise to do exactly what I plan to do. A lot of the time that means my answer is, "I don't know." Can we go fishing this weekend? "I don't know. I'd like to, but we got chores, it depends on the weather. We can plan for it, but I can't guarantee it." But, if I say no, then forget about it. Don't beg me - that's annoying. Don't put your hands together and "please, please, please" me. I am not God. Do not pray to me. I said no - now you put it out of your mind, 'cause the more you bring it up the more you're going to annoy me, and they know they don't like it when I'm annoyed. If I am wrong (which I seldom am) they have a very narrow window to tell me what the facts are, but in the end - it's my word.
An example from just the other night. The boys are Zach, 11 and Luke, 7. Zach likes to act like me, he likes to issue commands to Luke. Luke, of course, does not appreciate that. I set the two of them to clear out the floor of their closet and their toy box into 18-gallon Rubbermaid storage bins. The idea is to thin out the number of toys in the room: decide what you don't play with anymore and we'll put that on the garage sale. In the mean time, I was taking Lauren, their 17mo little sister to the store with me. All this was to give their mom a chance to sit in peace and organize garage sale junk. As soon as the boys got started in their room the bickering started. Well, if I run off to the store and leave them bickering in their room that does not achieve the goal of leaving their mom in peace. So, I step in and instruct them to accomplish the task by cooperating, without fighting or bickering and without Zach ordering Luke around. Zach starts in on how Luke isn't doing anything, blah, blah, blah... "OK! Zach, you come with me." Zach starts to look like things are looking up for him. "Luke. You go sit on the couch. When we get back Zachary will do the entire job by himself." WHAT?! "Can it! You are the 11 year old. You are the lead on this job. The two of you clean this room together - quietly, without fighting, or
you do the whole job, by yourself." We'll do it together. "Good. If your mother gives me a poor report on you guys, then all movies, the PS-2 and the computer are gone for the week." Yes, sir. When Lauren and I got back from the store, their mom reported that she didn't hear a peep from the boys. On inspection they'd done a fair job.