The Great Colorado Chapter Pun-OFF!

[Skully]

Bourdeaux live across de bayou from Clarence who he don' like at all.
Dey all de time yell across de bayou at each other. Boudreaux would yell
to Clarence, "If I had a way to cross dis bayou I'd come over dere an pass
my fis by you jaw good, yeah!"
Dis went on for years. Finally de state done built a bridge across dat
bayou right by dere houses and Boudreaux's wife Marie say, "Now is you
chance Boudreaux. Why don' you go over dere an beat up Clarence lak you
say." Boudreaux say "ok" and start across de bridge but he see a sign on de
bridge an he stop to read it and then he go back home.
Marie say, "Why you back so soon?" and Boudreaux say "Mais Marie I don'
change my mind about beat up Clarence. You know Marie dey got a sign on dat bridge what say Clarence 13' 6". You know, he don' look near dat big when I
yell at him from across de bayou...!"

 

[mingo]

A penguins car broken down and he had it take to a mechanic.
The mechanic said he'll have a look, but it could take a few minuets.
The penguin wallks to an ice cream shop across the street and has a cone.
Being a penguin, he's a little messy.... When he goes back to the mechanics
shop, the mechanic walks up to him and says "Looks like you blew a seal."
The penguin says " Nope, it's just ice cream"

 

[Skully]

Here is a Punny Vid!



FOX HAT!?!

 

[Hypoid]

I rear-ended a car this morning. There we were along side the road and slowly the other driver got out of his car. You know how sometimes you just get soooo stressed and little things seem funny? Yeah, I couldn't believe it...the other driver was a DWARF!!!

He stormed over to my car, looked up at me and shouted: "I AM NOT HAPPY!!!" So I looked down at him and said: "Well then, which one are you?" That is how the fight started...

Some days I wake up a little grumpy, some days I let him sleep.

 

[Skully]

I rear-ended a car this morning. There we were along side the road and slowly the other driver got out of his car. You know how sometimes you just get soooo stressed and little things seem funny? Yeah, I couldn't believe it...the other driver was a DWARF!!!

He stormed over to my car, looked up at me and shouted: "I AM NOT HAPPY!!!" So I looked down at him and said: "Well then, which one are you?" That is how the fight started...

Some days I wake up a little grumpy, some days I let him sleep.

.............Your bad.............although not as bad as'

"Why were the 6 Dwarfs upset with SNOW WHITE?"

"........because in the morning she would get up frecking Grumpy."

 

[Hypoid]

LOL Yes, that was bad.

I took my wife to a restaurant. For some reason, the waiter took my order first:
"I'll have the strip steak, medium rare please."
He said, "aren't you worried about the mad cow?"
"Naw, she can order for herself." That's how the fight got started...

 

[toby42]

Sorry... had to give just one more!



A little boy goes to his father and asks "Daddy, how was I born?"

The father answers, "Well, son, I guess one day you will need to find out anyway! Your Mom and I first got together in a chat room on Yahoo. Then I set up a date via e-mail with your Mom and we met at a cyber-cafe. We sneaked into a secluded room, where your mother agreed to a download from my hard drive. As soon as I was ready to upload, we discovered that neither one of us had used a firewall, and since it was too late to hit the delete button, nine months later a little Pop-Up appeared that said:

You got male!