Stupid kids being stupid kids I can handle. Stupid idiots pulling a hit and run and almost running over a friend of mine I don't handle so well.
The basics of the story- Some friends and I got together to do some caving and we brought along a friend of mine who has not been before. We spent 7+hours crawling around in and looking for caves. We decided we were finished and two of my friends go take a pee and change while I take the newbie back to the trucks to get her change of clothes. We are parked near the dirt road that runs across the mountain but are not on the road or even the shoulder. There is no one around and we haven't seen anyone all day so she decides to change between the xj and the GREEN tacoma, well out of site of anybody who might happen down the road.
She strips down and I give her a towel to try to get some of the extra cave crap off of her neck and hair. As she is finishing putting her bikini on (we were on our way to swim) I hear some vehicle motors coming but can't see them yet.
All of a sudden the afor-mentioned xjs come out from around the gate we are parked near. The gate is to block off motorized traffic to an old atv trail people used to run. The white xj came out first and apparently he had never seen a woman changing before because he slammed on his brakes and the black xj almost rearended him. My friend is tying the neck strap on the bikini and I step over to her and put my clean shirt over her hoping they will get the hint. The white xj pucnhes it and heads out on the road followed by his friend.
If figure they are gone and continue changing out of my boots. I look up just in time to see the white xj swing back our way, go throught the ditch to the other side of the tacoma and come flying, I guess to get a better look. Well the dumbass comes out of the ditch too fast and slides sideways when he nears the taco. He strikes the front DS fender hard enough to make the truck move over about a foot and I grab my friend and we get out from between the vehicles. I reach down and finish unlacing the boot I'm still wearing so that I can go have a talk with this moron and all of the sudden my friend yells out as the idiot floors it to unstick his rear bumper from the yota and bumps the rear of the truck and almost runs over my friend who is now standing behind the my xj. I yell at him to stop and he takes off with his buddy who has been watching the entire thing. I couldn't immediately go after them because it took me 15 minutes to calm my friend down. The yota suffered a good bit of damage and its owner would like to find the xjs so that he can get his $$$ and I would like have an "adult conversation" with the white xj's driver.
Any help identifying either of the xj's would be greatly appreciated and I will not reveal to anyone where I got the info. Thanks.
