Looking for a replacement friend

[nightfoam]

Oh my god! Will Smith is an alcoholic rapper!

Someone find Carlton so he can tell his dad about Will's high jinks.

 

[atomicboy235]

If you are going to post looking for new friends do it properly, this is a craigslist posting a friend and I created a while back in order to diversify our friends...

"Two people, one male, 25, and one female, 26, looking for new friends as our friends pretty much suck. Must have a license, clean criminal background, must have good credit and be somehow employed. Must have own car and must not be a creeper, must have hobbies, must be able to drink competitively and not become an ass. Prefer you to have other male and female friends as we are both single. Must be clean and disease free as we do not want friends with the hivs."

Hilarity ensued.

This is what really ensued.:shocked:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CEJ5bfuBehs

 

[RedJeep2.0]

This is what really ensued.:shocked:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CEJ5bfuBehs

That happen to me once... I don't like to talk about it :tears:

 

[NW-ZJ-SCOTT]

That happen to me once... I don't like to talk about it :tears:

i told your punk ass, NOT to tell anyone...

:laugh:

 

[Mr.Fister]

 

[AIbandit]

I agree that's some fine looking thread. What's the tensile strength on that?

Is that a dana 44 spool or dana 35??

 

[nightfoam]

I agree that's some fine looking thread. What's the tensile strength on that?

Is that a dana 44 spool or dana 35??

That is the new MP synthetic line.

 

[dellstopjeep]

I agree that's some fine looking thread. What's the tensile strength on that?

Is that a dana 44 spool or dana 35??

if your interested in my new date rape steel cable line just shoot me a pm.

 

[BPB]

We are giving Darren a second chance...... Dustin keep this thread open because you know that you can never depend on a sober person!!!

 

[AIbandit]

I'm glad to see this thread has returned to it's home back on top.

 

[BPB]

I know, I was worried about it

 

[BPB]

darren is back on the bandwagon binge drinking..... im sitting at a bar with him right now

 

[BPB]

and he just lost in pool to a girl

 

[ceb0217]

was she atleast hot

 

[Gold Cobra]

She was ok. I beat her the first game. Ben lost to her right away.

 

[R.DesJardin]

WOW, all this drama. Must say that sometimes it's good to a loner 250mi away.:laugh: My biggest worry is which vehicle I'm going to drive to work. I try to drive a different vehicle a couple times a week.

 

[BPB]

I heard a rap song about that once........

 

[ceb0217]

ya I know its a little late for this but got any pics?? (of her)

She was ok. I beat her the first game. Ben lost to her right away.

 

[Gold Cobra]

You're definitely too late on that one.

 

[TORX]

Wow!

I'm so glad I left my phone in my Jeep last night. I get up this morning, run out and grab it to find I missed 19 calls, and have 15 new voicemails. The surprising part was they were all made between 2:30-3:00am.

I'm glad you guys made up, and were comfortable enough to call me for advise. Sorry I couldn't help you with the fire incident, last piece of pizza, Eric's oreo pie, or the attempted rape.

I think the best part was the messages never used any actual names, only screen names (ie: go blazers underscore six). :roflmao: