Fortunately / Unfortunately Game

[Exxon Valdez Jeep]

Unfortunately, the neighbor kid has Tourette's and runs up and down the street screaming the same thing over and over and it doesn't make any sense at all!

 

[Texas Twitch]

Fortunately, i do the same thing, but since people can actually SEE me do it and they know I have Tourette's, I get away with it!

 

[Jeepnube]

Unfortunately, one of the 'Nube zombies made it into a crowded movie theater.

 

[MischiefMan]

Fortunately, the neighborhood boy with Tourette's went running out of the theater, bumping into the "Nube Zombie, causing it stumble into the popcorn popper.

 

[Jeepnube]

Unfortunately, the poor schlep who got the next bag of popcorn was allergic to zombies, and started to swell up.

 

[Texas Twitch]

Fortunately, it's a little known fact that little kids with Tourette's have super powers. The boy spouted out "gawddammitballcraplintlicker!" which happened to be the magic phrase that reverses allergic reactions to Zombies. But there is one downfall....

 

[MischiefMan]

Unfortunately, all the other patrons at the theater who were not having an allergic reaction to the Zombies were turned int schizophrenic performing vampires and stampeded out of the theater.

 

[Texas Twitch]

Fortunately, when they got outside of the theater, they busted into a dance scene from Rocky Horror Picture Show.

 

[MischiefMan]

Unfortunately a Hollywood producer happened to be walking passed at that very moment and was so taken by this rendition of "The Time Warp" that he decided to hire the whole bunch and remake the cult classic.

 

[Texas Twitch]

EXTREMELY fortunately, every single one of them died in a bus accident on the way to the movie studio. And the Hollywood producer was kicked in the nuts for wanting to remake a movie that was horrible in the first place.

 

[MischiefMan]

Unfortunately, when the bus crashed, it exploded; burning all the bodies inside allowing the smoke to spread the toxins that created the mutation to all the people in the surrounding areas.

 

[Swamprat]

fortunately, the US government will send someone to clean it up... maybe FEMA

 

[Texas Twitch]

unfortunately, FEMA screwed this up because Obama hates Zombies, as Kanye West so eloquently put it. So the bus stayed on fire for 4 weeks while the toxins spread further and further to neighboring cities and counties.

 

[MrShaft696]

fourtunately instead of mutating everyone it just gave all the people that like the president the AIDS virus and they started growing 3rd arms off their backs

 

[MischiefMan]

Unfortunately the government saw this as a way to shell out even more funds and decided that $100 billion is to be set aside to help "those poor souls."

 

[Jeepnube]

Fortunately, the American people finally woke up and did away with FEMA entirely, and reduced the size of the goverment dramatically.

 

[MischiefMan]

Unfortunately, the American people replaced the old government with the 'Nube Zombies, and the schizophrenic performing vampires and no one noticed a difference.

 

[Texas Twitch]

Fortunately, since Nanacy Pelosi already fell under the category of schizophrenic performing vampires, she cancelled herself out and erupted into a ball of flames.

 

[Swamprat]

unfortunately, spreading her schizophrenic show performing vampires through the air....

 

[Texas Twitch]

fortunately, i have a gas mask!