Weird Facebook Statuses

[CherBear]

Just saw this on my Facebook page, I thought i would share it with you.
Feel free to add your own weird Facebook stuff.

"i think the holy spirit maybe just downloaded something in me...I'll write about it in a note later when I get more discernment and info...but here's what's on my heart--the Hippy Revolution was a FALSE revolution started by Satan to MIMIC a future societal rebellion that would happen in the Church decades later--a rebellion that is yet to come...and this one will be HOLY and HUGE! **Revolution is coming...you in?**"

 

[ckysodkorn_xj]

wow.. lol i've never seen anything like that lol.

 

[CherBear]

wow.. lol i've never seen anything like that lol.

Yes, i seriously question why i am his friend on that website...:doh:

 

[snail]

Yes, i seriously question why i am his friend on that website...:doh:

haha thats exactly what i was thinking, then i scrolled down and saw you said that

 

[RTicUL8]

What's your friend's name?

I want to join the revolution... :laugh3:

 

[CherBear]

What's your friend's name?

I want to join the revolution... :laugh3:

Lol, i left out his name for a reason. I might think he is a bible thumping weirdo, but im not going to be a arse to him.

 

[CherBear]

What's your friend's name?

I want to join the revolution... :laugh3:

Lol, i left out his name for a reason. I might think he is a bible thumping weirdo, but im not going to be a arse to him.

Here are some more from him:

we are a generation of men (and women) being ruined and disarmed by the Satanic snare of pornography--repent, get accountability, and seek His face! You don't have to keep falling any more! **Revolution is coming...you in?**


is about to pursue God like he never has before...the old, entertainment lusting, hypocritical, unholy, lazy ____ ______ is done for...the fiery Nazirite Israel is about to be born (wow...that sounds like the headline of a movie preview or something haha)

why are we so addicted to entertainment as a generation?--we're not even being able to go through the week without a movie/video game/TV show...we're addicted to things that don't matter. Father, forgive me for being so addicted to watching movies all the time...give me a heart to fast and pray rather than waste time in worldly entertainment...amen.

BTW those are his LAST 3 statuses, i did not pick and chose just to show you the really strange ones.

 

[AIbandit]

Satanic snare of pornography

How dare he slander perfectly good publications. Besides the women always look angelic to me not satanic.

 

[FlexdXJ]

Lol, i left out his name for a reason. I might think he is a bible thumping weirdo, but im not going to be a arse to him.

Here are some more from him:

we are a generation of men (and women) being ruined and disarmed by the Satanic snare of pornography--repent, get accountability, and seek His face! You don't have to keep falling any more! **Revolution is coming...you in?**


is about to pursue God like he never has before...the old, entertainment lusting, hypocritical, unholy, lazy ____ ______ is done for...the fiery Nazirite Israel is about to be born (wow...that sounds like the headline of a movie preview or something haha)

why are we so addicted to entertainment as a generation?--we're not even being able to go through the week without a movie/video game/TV show...we're addicted to things that don't matter. Father, forgive me for being so addicted to watching movies all the time...give me a heart to fast and pray rather than waste time in worldly entertainment...amen.

BTW those are his LAST 3 statuses, i did not pick and chose just to show you the really strange ones.

You sure he isn't just a D-bag? :dunno:

 

[CherBear]

You sure he isn't just a D-bag? :dunno:

Lol, he is a real nice guy in person. Just this shit is just a little much in my opinion. Its one thing to say "God Bless" in your status, but Judas FKN Priest this is too much

 

[Darky]

Maybe just don't read his status? If that's his way of expressing himself, be glad he isn't preaching it straight to your face.

 

[muduck18]

Maybe just don't read his status? If that's his way of expressing himself, be glad he isn't preaching it straight to your face.

I don't know...
I think that would be kinda fun... I have some whacked out facebook friends+status and a TON of them are Christian (as I consider my self to be also) and I love it when they go off the deep end like that.. I guess in a cynical kind of way I like to egg them on... see if I can get them to claim to be able to walk on water, or throw down a seizure or something.

 

[neonrog]

Maybe he's related to Joe Cartoon's Gerbil?

 

[Shorty]

What's your friend's name?

I want to join the revolution... :laugh3:

Charles Manson

Helter Skelter!!