To Break-up or Make-up?

Neither one of you can decide if you want to date each other, so you basically put your life up for vote to a crowd of people, some who you don't know?

Not sure if that's more lame or more novel. Either one or both of you are too scared/unwilling to go out and find someone else to be with so you default to what's easiest/safest.

You'll probably end up being one of those couples who break up, then get together, then break up, rinse and repeat. If that's going to be the case, just pick option 3.5; essentially an open relationship. Then you can basically do what you want with whoever, whenever. Of course, if either one of you have even an inkling of jealously, this option will fail.

If both of you plan on manning up and actually giving it a shot, then pick #5. IMO, going to such an extreme of picking #6 just makes you retarded and you will be nominated for it. It would be a waste of $, if you don't even really care for each other.

OTOH, if MM presented DG with those options then it seems that MM is more desperate of the two. In that case, DG can just be a XXXX tease and string MM along. Then again, I know neither one of you so for all I know you both are willing to enter back into your relationship and actually make it work.

That's my .02.
 
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I'm not sure which is funnier...the original post of the responses that we've been getting!

It's OK though, not everyone gets our humor and we understand that.

Oh, and Evan, I'm pretty sure that marrying an XJ is not legal in TX.

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hhmmmm...never considered this thread getting nominated. GO US!!!
 
I watched a documentary about the history of the ford mustang on the history channel tonight, and apparently in 1999 a man tried to file for a marriage license to marry his mustang. On the app he put that the Mustang's father was Henry Ford, its birth place was Detroit, blood type was 10w-40, and so on. The marriage license was denied.
 
10. Join my harem. This would include you moving to co, so Eflores would be happy too... Look at it this way, at Least I could keep your motor running...(jeep ;) )
 
9) Send Chia Ians Daughter and call it a day.

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So a quick review and tally of the votes brings some interesting results:


List No. and description/No. of votes/Comments

1) Call it a day - 1 I decided the proposed No. 8 - leaving MM for Flores was really version of No. 1.
2) Be friends.- 1
3) Be friends with benefits.- 3 On a weird note this is my mother’s alternate choice. And 1 vote had a suggested condition of the custody of my Jeep
4) Date. 2 Complicated math here. BigAlpha’s 3.5 would have been rounded to No. 4 however his description of me to be a “XXXX tease and string MM along” clearly places this vote in No. 3.
I also subtracted one vote since MM doesn’t want to date me citing expense as an issue.
5) Resume Relationship- 3 Who knew you all were a bunch of hopeless romantics?
6) Marriage- 3 This is a qualified total since 1 of the votes for marriage wasn’t to me.
7) Dr. Phil- 1 Sorry Kurt, my agent says I’m not to do daytime TV.


Big thanks to all who have voted. We currently have a tie between 3, 5 and 6. Any others wish to cast their vote for the tie breaker?

Jennifer
DangerGirl

and look now there's a
No. 9 - which doesn't merit further comment since the Dispair Poster pretty much nailed it and;
No. 10 - Brandon you're a gem. Mrs GoodBurbon is a lucky girl.
 
Free trip to New York...
 
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