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- REDLANDS, CA. (SoCal)
This is here so the whiners have a place of their own to post.
The PC, I Was Offended Thread.
- Thread starter Bent
- Start date
RichP
NAXJA Forum User
- Location
- Effort, Pa
Bent said:
Darn, from the title I though someone else had bought a Dell or Gateway...
- Location
- REDLANDS, CA. (SoCal)
I have a Dell. You sir have offended me!RichP said:
Sniggs
NAXJA Forum User
- Location
- Western Washington
A man was standing on the railing of a high bridge getting ready
to jump off, when he happened to look down and see a little man
with no arms dancing all around on the river bank. He thought
to himself, 'life isn't so bad after all', and got off the
railing.
He then walked down to the river bank to thank the little man
for saving his life. "Thank you," he said. "I was going to jump
off that bridge and kill myself, but when I saw you dancing even
though you have no arms, I changed my mind."
"I am not dancing, you stupid f*ck!" the armless man replied
bitterly. "My ass itches, and I can't scratch it."
to jump off, when he happened to look down and see a little man
with no arms dancing all around on the river bank. He thought
to himself, 'life isn't so bad after all', and got off the
railing.
He then walked down to the river bank to thank the little man
for saving his life. "Thank you," he said. "I was going to jump
off that bridge and kill myself, but when I saw you dancing even
though you have no arms, I changed my mind."
"I am not dancing, you stupid f*ck!" the armless man replied
bitterly. "My ass itches, and I can't scratch it."
zachxj01
NAXJA Forum User
- Location
- Rockville CT
he sould of jumped on the little guy and ended both their pathetic lives
sonofa
NAXJA Forum User
- Location
- Springville, Utah
I am a little man with no arms. I found that story to be very offensive.
Matthew Currie
NAXJA Member #760
- Location
- Vermont, land of big clay
I find the implication that there exist people who might take offense and that I might possibly belong to that class, offensive. Take it back.
artsifrtsi
NAXJA Forum User
- Location
- Northern New York
I find the fact that you are implying that there there may be people, possibly including you, that might take offense, offensive thus I am offended. Now far be it from me to offend anybody with the possibility that I am offended by the above offender.
artsifrtsi
NAXJA Forum User
- Location
- Northern New York
And my wife and I both own Dells...
RichP
NAXJA Forum User
- Location
- Effort, Pa
artsifrtsi said:
It's rare that poor judgement runs in pairs
JohnX
Sarge
- Location
- Williams AZ
this thread sucks without pictures of a splattered armless man with someone laying on top of him.
azdesertrhino
NAXJA Forum User
- Location
- Tucson, Az
JohnX said:
That Sir, offends me!!:soapbox:
artsifrtsi
NAXJA Forum User
- Location
- Northern New York
RichP said:It's rare that poor judgement runs in pairs
Great, now my wife is offended! :gee:
Sniggs
NAXJA Forum User
- Location
- Western Washington
If a man jumps from a bridge and lands on an armless man, does the armless man still have an itchy ass?
One Arm Steve
NAXJA Forum User
- Location
- Michigan
Who's making fun of armless men here??
- Location
- Thornton, CO
One Arm Steve said:
At least you can still scratch your ass...........
One Arm Steve
NAXJA Forum User
- Location
- Michigan
And choke my chicken. But not at the same time:bawl:
dspilot
NAXJA Forum User
- Location
- Hickory Flat, MS
Are you implying that just because a man is armless he can't scratch it. I am completely offended.
