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Sharp Poke in the Eye & Swift Kick in the Ass are neck-and-neck!

ocean_jet

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A: "Sharp Poke in the Eye & Swift Kick in the Ass are neck-and-neck! PLEASE get out and vote for Swift Kick in the Ass!"

B: "Well, I'm voting for Tasty Ham Sandwich."

A: "The Sandwich has no chance! Why throw your vote away? "

B: "Because I don't want a Kick in the Ass or a Poke in the Eye. I want a Tasty Ham Sandwich."

A: "Idiot! A vote for a Tasty Ham Sandwich IS a vote for a Sharp Poke in the Eye! Surely you see that a Sharp Poke in the Eye is marginally worse than a Swift Kick in the Ass!"

B: "Well, I don't want my voice to be part of any mandate for a Poke in the Eye or a Kick in the Ass. Some of us want to be on record as favoring something better, not something more or less worse. Maybe that will embolden future candidates. Anyway, it's an incredible privilege to have a say in the direction the greatest country in the world will take. If you look around, a lot of places aren't too keen on their citizens voting. It's not a game. I think a Tasty Ham Sandwich is exactly what we need, and I'm voting for it."

A: "THAT'S COMPLETELY UNREASONABLE! ARE YOU CRAZY?"





Get out and vote. :D
 
Agreed!

Glad all of you sheep followed the plan and voted for Sharp Poke in the Eye!
 
After 4 years of being poked in the eye, a few months of comfort, atleast thinking a better guy was taking over, only to have him turn into a swift kick in the ass.. Still would of been nice taking a break on the poked eye.. Both candidates might of been bad choices, but some times. I quick change of arms can make that load a little easier on the stressed shoulders.
 
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