Shakespearean Insult Generator

[Beej]

This thing's fun...

http://www.pangloss.com/seidel/Shaker/index.html?

 

[TheWarWagon]

My old english professor would love this.

 

[IcedXJ]

Thou wimpled full-gorged blind-worm!

:dunno:

I think he is talking about my d@#k

 

[Beej]

[SIZE=+2] Thou loggerheaded rump-fed miscreant![/SIZE]

 

[IcedXJ]

[SIZE=+2] Thou loggerheaded rump-fed miscreant![/SIZE]

:dunno:
huh?










wait I mean thank you

 

[Beej]

[SIZE=+2]Thou art essentially a natural coward without instinct.[/SIZE]

 

[Beej]

Not referring to you, Iceman...

 

[IcedXJ]

Not referring to you, Iceman...

hey stop posting my pictures online


and yes that is where my nickname came from.

 

[Beej]

I like this one...
[SIZE=+2] [You] speak an infinite deal of nothing.

[/SIZE]Remind anyone of anyone? [SIZE=+2]

[/SIZE]

 

[IcedXJ]

I like this one...
[SIZE=+2] [You] speak an infinite deal of nothing.

[/SIZE]Remind anyone of anyone? [SIZE=+2]

[/SIZE]

dzolcali?

 

[OT]

Dzol!

 

[OT]

Almost sig worthy:

Your virginity breeds mites, much like a cheese.

 

[Beej]

Another beaut...

[SIZE=+2] You should be women, and yet your beards forbid me to interpret that you are so.[/SIZE]

 

[IcedXJ]

I make as good use of [thine face] as many a man doth of a death's-head, or a momento mori.

that one is a good one.

 

[shortxjdoug]

Thou reeky fool-born puttock!













haha......... puttock

 

[shortxjdoug]

heres a good one......
I find the ass in compound with the major part of your syllables

 

[Lawn Cher']

Thou art as loathsome as a toad.

 

[IcedXJ]

haha......... puttock

What Did You Call ME!!! arty: