Problem

[Ben H]

Hi guys. I searched, but I dont think this has been asked before...I have a problem, my jeep will only run when I put gas in it. Any suggestions on how to fix this? Thanks:wave1:

 

[Jes]

Hi guys. I searched, but I dont think this has been asked before...I have a problem, my jeep will only run when I put gas in it. Any suggestions on how to fix this? Thanks:wave1:

A 30 pack of Bud Light should do it.

 

[soxyfarmer]

Try wild turkey. It's green.

 

[hiimmred]

Eat more Taco Bell?

 

[the_weirdo]

Try 102 octane?

 

[Bryan C.]

Funny. My junk does the same thing. Did you cross post this question on every jeep related forum you could find?

 

[Ben H]

Thanks for the responses, I'll try them all, but am especially excited about cramming a burrito supreme in the gas tank.

Now on to my next problem...I have something black on my tires, and no matter how hard I tried I cant make them pink again.

 

[Ben H]

Funny. My junk does the same thing. Did you cross post this question on every jeep related forum you could find?

I did and I also started a post on Wikipedia. I also asked the local dealer and he tried to sell me a mechanic and propane conversion kit. I bought the mechanic and told him that I wasnt stupid enough to buy a propane conversion kit...cause we all know that propane and propane accessories are for blowing shit up... what an idiot that dude is. And by the way, the mechanic drank the rest of my beer and smoked the rest of my smoke.

 

[Jes]

Thanks for the responses, I'll try them all, but am especially excited about cramming a burrito supreme in the gas tank.

Try shoving one up your ass.

 

[Letterman]

I think the point behind Taco Bell was for you to eat it and then 20 minutes later, when you start to back fire, slide your bum up to your gas tank.

 

[Ben H]

Dave, so your saying I should take as shit in my gas tank. That is exactly oppoisite of what Jes suggested just before your quite intuitive post...Now I'm confused.

 

[hiimmred]

I think the point behind Taco Bell was for you to eat it and then 20 minutes later, when you start to back fire, slide your bum up to your gas tank.

Exactly, but keep the solid waste out, that's better for tire plugs.

 

[the_weirdo]

Solid waste after eating Taco Bell? Highly unlikely.

 

[hiimmred]

Touche!

 

[Ben H]

This thread went to hell. So much for posting drunk

 

[Letterman]

I for one think we all learned something from this thread.