DutchVDub
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Beauty Fades......... the heart remains the same! You kids have a lot to learn!! :lecture:
you really have to keep that in mind after you've knocked her up and she gains like 80lbs
Beauty Fades......... the heart remains the same! You kids have a lot to learn!! :lecture:
you really have to keep that in mind after you've knocked her up and she gains like 80lbs
Yes but we all know what happens when women get pregnant.
Their ( . )( . ) 's get bigger :worship:
Yes but we all know what happens when women get pregnant.
Their ( . )( . ) 's get bigger :worship:
I thought I had logged onto NAMBLA for a second here:gag:You guys wanna get a room or something.............:laugh:
We also need more pictures of the girlfriend.
Yes, but many of us have found out that it doesn't last.
AND
They are reserved for someone else during that period.
AND
They are attached to a potentially unpredictable hormonal thing that used to have a nice personality, and used to not spit and throw things, and...
....I think I'm spiraling....
So true though, and whats the deal with the hormonal crap never going away? I though their hormones were supposed to go back to normal after they squeezed out the money taker.
I'm guessin your wife doesn't get on?
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2) If she did and saw this she'd get really mad and then I'd have to get equally mad back
3) She'd probably kick my arse
4) I'd like it and then we'd bone![]()
Tell ya what Starboard, you come make me some boatsides and I'll give ya all the pics you want![]()
don't forget they get sensitive when preggo. They're huge, and I can't touch em. My flow chart will go something like this
1. she sees this thread
2. she is mildly amused
3. she still won't let me touch em.
4. I rub one out, go to bed wondering how exacly she GOT pregnant.
TMI?
Thats easy..... You cant get your fist pregnant!:doh:
4. I rub one out, go to bed wondering how exacly she GOT pregnant.
TMI?
Thats easy..... You cant get your fist pregnant!:doh:
Thats easy..... You cant get your fist pregnant!:doh: