Payback is bitch

I know what your looking for is a smelly interior, but just for added measure...pull his driveshafts. It's the funniest thing you've ever seen to watch them get in, throw it in gear and listen to the revs go sky high while they try to figure out whats wrong.
 
CherokeeGirl said:
Where would you possibly get skunk urine?? Sounds kind of scary to me. :)
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Here - or, at least, its nearest relative without actually going around and collecting the stuff at the source.

Some fun ones:

- Get an apricot. Let it sit around for a few days so it's nice and soft and remove the stone from it. Press it down into the intake past the throttle plate.

- Get another couple of apricots and let them soften up as well (you can leave the stones in them). Hide them somewhere in the interior where they can't be found and wait for the fruit flies to start breeding. Works best if you do it in summer.

- Handful of nuts & washers in the door panels. If he has hubcaps, do them as well.

- Broken golf tee in a vacuum line somewhere. Use vaseline, motor oil, or ATF to help get it right down in there.

- If you live in a state with a front plate requirement, steal his front plate. After he replaces it (usually because he's got a ticket for it), steal it again. Most states won't reissue the same number if the plate has to be replaced twice, so he now has to get new plates. Once they're on, mail the old ones back to him.

- A twist on that: swap the front and rear plates. Wait for the cop to pull him over for having no tags on the rear plate. Hopefully the cop also checks for a front plate and chews him out for being an idiot as well as writing him a ticket.

- Swap the wiring for the turn signals and reversing lights, or wire the horn to the turn indicator flasher.

- Gravel in the gas tank. It's too big to really block or damage anything, but having a 3-gallon tank capacity gets old really fast.

- Wrap an old fan belt or two around the exhaust. Wait for it to start melting. To really be a jerk, use a section of an old tire.

Also, the dead hooker in the trunk is fine - but nurses always make the story more poignant when it hits the paper. Nobody really cares about hookers since they're already dead inside anyway.
 
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I find ziptie's are extremely useful. Ziptying a fish to the top of the muffler leaves a smell that you'll never forget. Or, if you don't want to be TO mean, put a dozen or so zipties around his drive shaft. The vibration will drive him nuts.
 
casm said:
Here - or, at least, its nearest relative without actually going around and collecting the stuff at the source.

Some fun ones:

- Get an apricot. Let it sit around for a few days so it's nice and soft and remove the stone from it. Press it down into the intake past the throttle plate.

- Get another couple of apricots and let them soften up as well (you can leave the stones in them). Hide them somewhere in the interior where they can't be found and wait for the fruit flies to start breeding. Works best if you do it in summer.

- Handful of nuts & washers in the door panels. If he has hubcaps, do them as well.

- Broken golf tee in a vacuum line somewhere. Use vaseline, motor oil, or ATF to help get it right down in there.

- If you live in a state with a front plate requirement, steal his front plate. After he replaces it (usually because he's got a ticket for it), steal it again. Most states won't reissue the same number if the plate has to be replaced twice, so he now has to get new plates. Once they're on, mail the old ones back to him.

- A twist on that: swap the front and rear plates. Wait for the cop to pull him over for having no tags on the rear plate. Hopefully the cop also checks for a front plate and chews him out for being an idiot as well as writing him a ticket.

- Swap the wiring for the turn signals and reversing lights, or wire the horn to the turn indicator flasher.

- Gravel in the gas tank. It's too big to really block or damage anything, but having a 3-gallon tank capacity gets old really fast.

- Wrap an old fan belt or two around the exhaust. Wait for it to start melting. To really be a jerk, use a section of an old tire.

Also, the dead hooker in the trunk is fine - but nurses always make the story more poignant when it hits the paper. Nobody really cares about hookers since they're already dead inside anyway.
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Wow....... this was way too thought out. Have you really ever done any of this? I don't think I'd want to be on your bad side. :)
 
CherokeeGirl said:
Wow....... this was way too thought out.
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Some of it's gleaned from other sources, some if it was impulse-based, some of it happened to me.

Have you really ever done any of this?
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Statute of limitations in effect. I'm taking the fifth :D

I don't think I'd want to be on your bad side. :)
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Notice that I didn't post anything really, truly destructive... Inconvenient, maybe, but nothing that would really cause damage. That would've just been irresponsible of me :)
 
For low impact fun, I'd be into more non-persistant activities when it comes to another's home or vehicle (or anything that is critical to their income) Violate in perportion to the violation. Escalation from car stank could get ugly.
 
Wire his brake lights into his horn. Every time he steps on the brakes, the horn honks.

http://www.stupidcollege.com/items/Brake-Horn

Or if your looking to draw a little blood, put some super glue on the backs of some thumb tacks, and glue them to the underside of the door handle. When he goes to open the door, he gets poked. We did that to an RA when I live on campus in college.
 
I see. Then, messing with his ride seems warranted - since he did it to you first.

Got a diabetic buddy? Have him take his morning leak in a Mason jar, and let it steep in the sun a couple days. Pour down the cowl vents. Nasty...

Like I said before, it's more satisfying - and not verboten to take revenge directly, working against his home, shop, or vehicle is considered escalation. However, when it's done to you, escalation is warranted.

I have found that going directly to the vehicle/home/shop is only warranted for special cases...

5-90
 
I got the keys to a friend's car one time from his sister and just moved the car to another part of the lot where it wasn't as easy to see. He knew I was up to something but he didn't put 2+2 together till he realized I wasn't mentioning he should call the cops, not like a 9 y/o 2.5tbi Daytona would be at the top of a car thief's list anyway.....................................
 
Empty a paper hole punch of all the paper dots and place them on the visor. The next sunny day they will dump all over the place You could also place them in the vents so they blow out when the AC/heat is turned on.

If you have a key to the friends car covertly reprogram all his radio station presets once in a while. That will drive him insane!

Gary
 
OBX Fisherman said:
Empty a paper hole punch of all the paper dots and place them on the visor. The next sunny day they will dump all over the place You could also place them in the vents so they blow out when the AC/heat is turned on.

If you have a key to the friends car covertly reprogram all his radio station presets once in a while. That will drive him insane!

Gary
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I did the airvent thing with glitter once, maybe I should do it again...
 
i let some of the high school cheerleaders borrow my yj back in hs. They told me they were going to the mall. I waited for an hour or so and then went up and found the car in the lot. I then used my extra keys and drove it to the other side and parked it on the upper level of the parking garage.

They called me about an hour later screaming and crying that some one had stolen it. So by the time i got there the cops had shown. after i got the girls in my truck i told the cops what was up. we then proceded to drive around til we miracioulsy found it. The best line i have ever heard was "Howd they push it all the way up to the top floor???" I then proceeded to get this crap beat out of me as i told them what really happend.
 
You were beat up by cheerleaders?:roflmao:

My bro in law put one of those musical greeting card chips down a co-workers defroster vents......lasted for about 2 weeks of Happy Birthday music before the battery died.
 
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yea i will admit i got the hell beat out of me by them... but by the end of it i was making out with one of them.... thats all that matters right????
 
There's an Indian spice called Asafoetida; I prefer to call it Ass-n-Foot because that's what it smells like. Wife has a bottle of it tightly sealed in the spice cabinet because it is VERY useful for water balloons. It would also do wonders in the fresh air intake of your "buddies" ride...

Not that I'm suggesting something so vile that he'd rather have skunk urine on the seats to freshen the smell up a bit, that is....
 
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