My girl is cheating

[Blaine B.]

Did your girlfriend cut your brake lines?

 

[WB9YZU]

I've never talked about this before, but I really need the boards advice on what could be a crucial decision. I’ve suspected for some time now that my girlfriend has been cheating on me.

The usual signs… Phone rings but if I answer, the caller hangs up.
My girlfriend has been going out with the girls a lot recently although when I ask their names she always says, “Just some friends from work, you don’t know them.”

I always stay awake to look out for her taxi coming home, but she always walks down the drive. Although I can hear a car driving off, as if she has gotten out of the car round the corner. Why? Maybe she wasn’t in a taxi?

I once picked her cell phone up just to see what time it was and she went berserk and screamed that I should never touch her phone again and why was I checking up on her.

Anyway, I have never approached the subject with my girlfriend I think deep down I just didn’t want to know the truth, but last night she went out again and I decided to really check on her.

I decided I was going to park my Jeep next to the garage and then hide behind it so I could get a good view of the whole street when she came home. It was at that moment, when I was laying next to my jeep that I noticed the brake line was leaking

Should I jb weld it or will duct tape do the trick just fine?

What is up with all these reposts??!

I feel as though I'm stuck in a time loop :doh:

 

[cjben]

never heard the joke on a jeep before,just ford trucks and harleys,but still funny

 

[AlabamaDan]

I say use the duct tape on brake line and JB Weld on the girlfriend's hoo hah before you leave her.

Funny Funny BTW. Had me going...

 

[RyanM]

haha, not the old I'm going out with some friends from work, you don't know them :laugh: goodone:thumbup: napa has precut lines that are cheaper than jbweld, and girlfriends

 

[BlueCuda]

This isn't the "Taxi" is it LOL.

I heard a joke like this once but in involved finding rust on the harley he was hiding behind.

 

[Ramsey]

she wouldnt be cheating if you were hitting it right

 

[PornstaR]

LOL

 

[GrimmJeeper]

This isn't the "Taxi" is it LOL.

I heard a joke like this once but in involved finding rust on the harley he was hiding behind.

BEST PICTURE EVER.

 

[dirtybird]

BEST PICTURE EVER.

X2:roflmao:

 

[cjben]

there is a joke that goes with that picture also

 

[junx]

lol, i just stole this and posted it on another forum. this is brilliant!

 

[seanyb505]

lol, i just stole this and posted it on another forum. this is brilliant!

rofl, thats what i did...props to its originator

 

[POLAR_JEEP_04]

kill her.

get some nude photos first!

 

[Ramsey]

get some nude photos first!

The hell with that, just cut off the good parts.

 

[rocknxj]

Dude, that may have been an old post but it was fargin classic! I was totally engaged in the story till the end. As soon as you started talking about the leaking brake line, I was there with you, thinking of how to fix that leak.

Whatever you do, DO NOT cheat on your Jeep. We Jeeple gotta stick together!

 

[jeeperjohn]

Tell her you've been hearing a strange noise in your jeep and insist that she drive it out on the freeway to confirm the noise.

 

[Bdiddy11]

Is it just me or does the girl's 'dirty body mark' on that Volvo still have her pants on?

 

[Blaine B.]

Perhaps it's a dress?

 

[Motorvated]

Break up with her. Once a cheater, always...doesnt matter.