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[rock rash]

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Can you cry under water? ​

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How important does a person have to be before they are considered assassinated instead of just murdered? ​

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Why do you have to "put your two cents in"...but it's only a "penny for your thoughts"? Where's that extra penny going to? ​

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Once you're in heaven, do you get stuck wearing the clothes you were buried in for eternity? ​

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Why does a round pizza come in a square box? ​

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What disease did cured ham actually have? ​

How is it that we put man on the moon before we figured out it would be a good idea to put wheels on luggage? ​

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Why is it that people say they "slept like a baby" when babies wake up like every two hours? ​

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If a deaf person has to go to court, is it still called a hearing? ​

Why are you IN a movie, but you're ON TV? ​

Why do people pay to go up tall buildings and then put money in binoculars to look at things on the ground? ​

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Why do doctors leave the room while you change? They're going to see you naked anyway. ​

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Why is "bra" singular and "panties" plural? ​

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Why do toasters always have a setting that burns the toast to a horrible crisp, which no decent human being would eat? ​

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If Jimmy cracks corn and no one cares, why is there a stupid song about him? ​

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Can a hearse carrying a corpse drive in the carpool lane? ​

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If the professor on Gilligan's Island can make a radio out of a coconut, why can't he fix a hole in a boat? ​

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Why do people point to their wrist when asking for the time, but don't point to their crotch when they ask where the bathroom is? ​

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Why does Goofy stand erect while Pluto remains on all fours? They're both dogs! ​

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If Wyle E. Coyote had enough money to buy all that ACME crap, why didn't he just buy dinner? ​

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If corn oil is made from corn, and vegetable oil is made from vegetables, what is baby oil made from? ​

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If electricity comes from electrons, does morality come from morons? ​

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Do the Al phabet song and Twinkle, Twinkle Little Star have the same tune? ​

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Why did you just try singing the two songs above? ​

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Why do they call it an asteroid when it's outside the hemisphere, but call it a hemorrhoid when it's in your butt? ​

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Did you ever notice that when you blow in a dog's face, he gets mad at you, but when you take him for a car ride; he sticks his head out the window? ​

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[Bent]

What is the statute of limitations for the laws of physics?

 

[BrettM]

Al phabet song and Twinkle, Twinkle Little Star have the same tune? [/CENTER]

Why did you just try singing the two songs above? ​

doh! caught.

 

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How is it that we put man on the moon before we figured out it would be a good idea to put wheels on luggage? ​

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We never went to the moon though.

 

[rock rash]

We never went to the moon though.

i agree, just got it in an email

 

[Bent]

We never went to the moon though.

C rock?

 

[XJ Dreamin']

Why do people pay to go up tall buildings and then put money in binoculars to look at things on the ground?

I'm always hoping it'll be a nickelodeon strip shop instead of binoculars. So far, no luck

 

[Lawn Cher']

I didn't know Gallagher sent you emails.

 

[XJ Dreamin']

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I'm always hoping it'll be a nickelodeon strip shop instead of binoculars. So far, no luck

strip show...strip show. I hate that. That was a good joke, too.

 

[XJ Dreamin']

Do the Alphabet song and Twinkle, Twinkle Little Star have the same tune?

Originally a French country dance melody, Mozart published variations on the theme long before the English lyrics were added.