Laptop for sale cheap.

[bgcntry72]

I recently picked up a new laptop, and will be selling my current one.
Midwest only.

Dell Inspiron 8000
P3 1000/700 mhz Speedstep processor
384 MB RAM.
Sony CDRW drive in fixed bay. Needs cleaned, but works.
Has 2 media bays, and comes with a floppy drive, DVD drive, and 3 batteries.
NVidia GeForce2Go 32 mb graphics system, with Ultra high res screen that runs at 1400x1050 resolution.
2 PC slots, and video out to hook up to TV.
Will come with Windows 2000 Pro installed, Office 2000 Pro installed, Norton Antivirus 2003 with a 1 year subscription, a copy of Nero Burning 6, and WinDVD 5 Platinum, with all patches applied.
I do this for a living, so it will be done right.
This thing was the top of the Dell heap a few years ago, which don't mean squat now.
I will take $400.
Trades considered.
I need adj control arms.
TIA.

 

[BajaXJ92]

Is the spank-tank of gay midget porn included?

thx.

 

[XJFang]

Is the spank-tank of gay midget porn included?

thx.

Yo! I got first dibbs on the 'puter. I've PM'd him. Midget porn would be a bonus, though!

 

[bgcntry72]

Yo! I got first dibbs on the 'puter. I've PM'd him. Midget porn would be a bonus, though!

Chronologically, this is the first offer.
Plus, this cat walked me through a 231 rebuild.
Sold, to the guy with the lighted helmet!

 

[XJFang]

Thanks Scott for the deal on the computer. Although, I couldn't find the midget porn. Damn!

 

[bgcntry72]

Thanks Scott for the deal on the computer. Although, I couldn't find the midget porn. Damn!

If you go into 'My Documents', it's in the folder called 'Recipes'.
Let me know about the 'Bitter Woman' ale.
Thx.

 

[XJFang]

If you go into 'My Documents', it's in the folder called 'Recipes'.
Let me know about the 'Bitter Woman' ale.
Thx.

Well, then... I'll plan to check both out this weekend. Bitter woman and midget porn together. Hmmmmmm [/hommer]