I think my wife (XJ Tess) is cheating... Seriously.

XJ Stryker

WHO DAT!
I've never talked about this before, but I really need the boards advice on what could be a crucial decision. I’ve suspected for some time now that my wife has been cheating on me.

The usual signs… Phone rings but if I answer, the caller hangs up.
My wife has been going out with the girls a lot recently although when I ask their names she always says, “Just some friends from work, you don’t know them.”

I always stay awake to look out for her taxi coming home, but she always walks down the drive. Although I can hear a car driving off, as if she has gotten out of the car round the corner. Why? Maybe she wasn’t in a taxi?

I once picked her cell phone up just to see what time it was and she went berserk and screamed that I should never touch her phone again and why was I checking up on her.

Anyway, I have never approached the subject with my wife I think deep down I just didn’t want to know the truth, but last night she went out again and I decided to really check on her.

I decided I was going to park my Jeep next to the garage and then hide behind it so I could get a good view of the whole street when she came home. It was at that moment, crouching behind my Jeep, that I noticed that the Diff cover seemed to be leaking a little oil.

Is this something I can fix myself or should I take it back to the dealer?
:dunno:


Stolen from another forum but this was funny.
 
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Funny you should post this.

I remember a post by some fellow on JU talking about crouching behind a Jeep while waiting for his GF's Husband to leave. He mentioned the diff leak and wondered if it was something he could fix.

Perhaps the leak has been fixed, you should go check.
 
I was wondering why you would be asking this on this forum, since she can and does read on here too.
 
DrMoab said:
I was just wondering how many PM's she will have by morning. :D
Really? I was about to make one and see if she was intrested in a road trip!
 
iluv83vettes said:
I was wondering why you would be asking this on this forum, since she can and does read on here too.


Are you serious? :doh:
 
IntrepidXJ said:

I think Ramsey's a serial killer.
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Read post #35 in the thread listed above.

Someone should check his deep-freeze.

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I am seriously pissed!! I spent a whole two minutes feeling really bad for you and trying to think of a good response! I am also pissed at my husband, jeepfreak, for tricking me into reading it!
 
thats actually how my train of thought runs
 
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