How to Bypass the CPS (humor)

[XJ Buzzard]

I saw this on the jeep newsgroup. Just about sprayed tea all over the monitor


How to bypass the CPS before selling;

You will need a telegraph key, a rubber band, a surplus US Navy URM-43a
signal generator, a deer antler and an pineapple.
Tie the antler to the torsion dampener with the rubber band and some Elmer's
glue. Place the telegraph key where the antler will tap it on each
revolution. Wire the telegraph key to the signal generator set for 5500 Hz
at 4.2V and then shove the pineapple up your ass for trying to hide a
problem rather than fix it when selling a vehicle.

 

[Starscream]

LOL, that's good.

 

[XgeekstarX]

i'm gunna give this a try

 

[RTicUL8]

Hightlight, Copy, Paste to Notepad, Save for later! :wave:


Thanks!:thumbup:

 

[Wayne Sihler]

Would a avacado work just as well ? Pineapples are hard to find locally.
Wayne

 

[Bent]

Would a avacado work just as well ? Pineapples are hard to find locally.
Wayne

I don't suppose that canned pineapple would have nearly the effect of fresh. But why 5500 Hz?