Have You Seen an Uglier Bumper?!?!

Yeah, it probably works but dude, its still ugly!
 
I was driving behind this thing wintertime, but I couldn't reach for my phone; I was pretty peeved.
I never thought I would see it again until I ran into it near my place today. The whole thing's
covered with these sprayed-on fern silhouettes, and the rear bumper's equally bad-ass as well.

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Must be refilling his NOS! :D
 
pretty sure that is a dirt bike ramp used as a rear bumper....:twak:
i used a ramp that looked just like that when i had my dirt bike....
 
I think it was built for the end of days, a zombie apocalypse, or some other catastrophic point in the future where the living envy the dead.

This. He'll be the one laughing as he mows down thousands of zombies at a time, and we're all broken down with bits of bone sticking out of our radiators. I've seen worse bumpers on this thread. And at least its actually well built, unlike others. Haha

And I don't see the wrangler-esque design. Looks like a Cherokee bumper with enough protection for all the vital components.
 
Not a bumper, but saw this in a parking lot today and took a pic. Picture didn't turn out too good in the dark, but its pretty ugly. Its set up for like 40" tires with that huge lift, but he's running like 32's. The steering tie rod and drag link are thinner than a twig.

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I was driving behind this thing wintertime, but I couldn't reach for my phone; I was pretty peeved.
I never thought I would see it again until I ran into it near my place today. The whole thing's
covered with these sprayed-on fern silhouettes, and the rear bumper's equally bad-ass as well.

bumper-fern.jpg

Good thing it wasn't in the woods. You wouldn't have seen it. On second thought, maybe it would have been a good thing.....
 
I used to see this gem around town once and a while.
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It has one to match on the front.
He eventually painted the Jeep neon green and mounted as many lights as he could on the front.
 
The sad thing is that this jeep is only a few years old and they already janked it up!

Janked?

And it's got to be at LEAST 15 years old.

In car years, that old.

Robert

(Oh, you're assuming the pic was actually taken in '94... It could still be ten years old in that pic, it's the old-style 84-89 header...)
 
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I think the obvious answer is the person who took this picture invented time travel. :wierd:



Oooooooor................you're an idiot! I'm betting on that! :D
 
I just assumed the truck was a brand new 94 f150... :dunno:
 
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