Halloween Costumes

[Starboard M]

Alright, its that time of year again, and I have no realistic ideas for a costume.

So what are you guys going to be? Any ideas for the female folk, my girlfriend isnt sure what she wants to be either.

My three ideas:

1. Lt Dangle from Reno 911. Problem is I buzzed my head so I dont have much hair, and my facial hair isnt long enough for a proper mustache.

2. Borat

3. Kid from Juno

 

[Lowrange2]

I like the last option. Make her dress up like Juno!

I think you just wanna wear short shorts... lol

 

[Ryan93]

if you dressed up as Borat it would definitely scare the shit out of me haha

 

[XJLI]

lt dangle crossed my mind.

i tossed the idea to my buddies about being KISS or some 80s hair band. if they bail i'll sacrifice a pair of jeans, acid wash them in bleach, and throw on my denim jacket, a bandana, and aviators and be bon jovi. last year i was 'the most interesting man in the world' the guy from the dos equis commercials and that rocked. cut a few holes in a thrift store suit jacket for beers too. yes, i was drinking dos equis, duh.

 

[mcantar18c]

Girl I'm takin out is gonna do the schoolgirl thing. The miniskirt is about 4" long and the top isn't much of a top lol. Pics will be posted in the Den

Still have no idea what I'm gonna be though

 

[in4aride]

ricky bobby: helmet & tighty whities...done

 

[Starboard M]

ricky bobby: helmet & tighty whities...done

That is an awesome idea. Problem is I dont have a race helmet. Wonder if a full face bike helmet will work?

 

[in4aride]

thats what i used(motorcycle helmet), then picked up some wrestling shoes cuz they kinda looked like the goofy race shoes...

 

[hubs97xj]

^ "The ninjas are tryin' ta get me!"

His supporting (female) cast is better looking than the Reno females, and the costume is simpler. If it weren't supposed to be in the 30s, I'd consider that one.

 

[XJLI]

ricky bobby: helmet & tighty whities...done

YESSSSS

another one i thought of just now... bill & ted.

 

[asp]

That is an awesome idea. Problem is I dont have a race helmet. Wonder if a full face bike helmet will work?

hard to drink beer through a full face helmet

 

[austinaubinoe]

YESSSSS

another one i thought of just now... bill & ted.

Been trying to do this one for a while! Dont think it would work aswell with just one person, guess you could just be Keanu reeves.

Im going as a WWII Paratrooper. Really just an excuse to buy these baller black leather paratrooper boots they had at ranger surplus :shhh:

 

[.40CalPatriot]

I decided to go with Corey Taylor this year.

 

[old_man]

Hollow out a potato and go as a dictator. :gee:

 

[tbburg]

What color is your full face helmet? White? Get a white coverall, gloves and shoes: go as the Stig.

As for the lady friend, well hell; so many choices:
Slutty school girl
Slutty witch
Slutty pirate
Slutty zombie
Slutty,...

OK, maybe her choices are kind of limited.
Ever see "Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy"? She could try dressing up as Darwin. (..,worked for Zooey Deschanel)

 

[Starboard M]

What color is your full face helmet? White? Get a white coverall, gloves and shoes: go as the Stig.

As for the lady friend, well hell; so many choices:
Slutty school girl
Slutty witch
Slutty pirate
Slutty zombie
Slutty,...

OK, maybe her choices are kind of limited.
Ever see "Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy"? She could try dressing up as Darwin. (..,worked for Zooey Deschanel)

The Stig is also a good idea, but I dont think many people would know who he is.

I tried to get the girlfriend to be a slutty anything, but she started talking about morals, and degrading herself, so I told her to shut it and get back to the kitchen. :twak::laugh3:

This is my helmet. Kind of a shitty color for a halloween costume, but its pretty close to Ricky Bobby colors so Ill be going with that.

Compared to:

 

[austinaubinoe]

your really gonna spend all night in your underwear :shiver:

 

[Starboard M]

your really gonna spend all night in your underwear :shiver:

Isnt much of a stretch from how I usually spend my nights. :eyes:


Low looks like 47*, little alcohol, and Ill be good to go.

 

[ATLSRT8]

I have done Reno 911, American Gladiators, 80s wrestlers, and we are doing 80s fitness this year

Pics

 

[austinaubinoe]

DUDE EPIC!