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[Kejtar]

Taxi driver in Heaven

A priest and a taxi driver both died and went to heaven. St. Peter was at the Pearly gates waiting for them.

'Come with me', said St. Peter to the taxi driver.

The taxi driver did as he was told and followed St. Peter to a mansion. It had anything you could imagine from a bowling alley to an olympic size pool.


'Wow, thank you', said the taxi driver.

Next, St. Peter led the priest to a rugged old shack with a bunk bed and a little old television set.

'Wait, I think you are a little mixed up', said the priest. 'Shouldn't I be the one who gets the mansion? After all I was a priest, went to church every day, and preached God's word.'

'Yes, that's true. But during your sermons people slept. When the taxi driver drove, everyone prayed.'

 

[ChiXJeff]

A few years ago, when Pope John Paul I passed on, he was in line behind a lawyer. St. Peter showed the lawyer to this huge mansion in the sunshine. He showed the Pope to a small cell in the basement, no windows, a small writing table and a cot.

The gentleman next in line says "St. Peter, please forgive me. But I don't understand. Why doesn't the Pope get the mansion?"

St. Peter replied "How many Popes do we have up here already? That was the first lawyer."

 

[WILDHORSE]

A Jew, a Methodist, and a Baptist all die and are standing outside the pearly gates waiting to get in.

The Jew makes it up to St. Peters and says "So am I in?" St Peters replies1" what religion are you?" "Jewish" he replies. "OK, your in room 12, fifth room on the right, but be very quiet going past room 8"

Next the Methodist stands before St. peters and also asks if he is in. Once again St. peters asks what religion he was. "I am Methodist" the man replies. "OK then, your in room 15 sixth room on the right, but be very quiet going past room 8" St. peters answers.

Finally the Baptist makes it to the front of the line and also asks am I in. Stpeters asks his religion as he did the others. The baptist tells him and awaits his rrom number. "Your in room 21, end of the hall on the left, but dont forget be extremely quiet when you go past room 8" Confused the Baptist asks "By the way why do we have to be so quiet going past room number 8 whats so special about it?"

St. Peters replies, "Room number 8 is the Catholics, and they think their the only ones here!"

HAHA pretty lame huh but went with the subject.

WILDHORSE