For those in the South...Great News:

[Glenn B]

Did yiu konw taht aoccdrnig to a rscheearch at an Elingsh uinervtisy, it deosn't mttaer in waht oredr the ltteers in a wrod are, the olny iprmoetnt tihng is taht frist and lsat ltteer is at the rghit pclae. The rset can be a toatl mses and you can sitll raed it wouthit porbelm. Tihs is bcuseae we do not raed ervey lteter by it slef but the wrod as a wlohe.

 

[imma honky]

Are you tirnyg to say shnitemog aubot us??
If so, shaddup and get me a POP!!arty: :laugh2:

 

[Georgia Mike]

Yeah,what's up with that,man? I think I've got a good grasp on the whole spelling and grammar thing! Just because we're from the south and talk a little slower doesn't mean we're stupid,it just means we're a little more laid back than other folks.

 

[Glenn B]

Now where did I say anybody was stupid? I have done a lot of time in the Army.... knew a ton of people from the South, and... (oh....lets not go there......) I am not quite sure why folk still live there...funny weather, critters, etc.... (other than the women I have seen from there)

I like y'all...... some more than others. Same as any place...North, South, West (even East Coast). Just wanted to pass along a spellinn funny. Replace "South" with "East Coast" if it helps.

Glenn:angel:

 

[imma honky]

OH, now we doggin the eats coast!!
them is fightin words

 

[woody]

I quit skool when they quit skoolin me

but were bright enough to stay in the south once it found me. Once I got here I saw hills and figures at hills better than on the beach, at least for stayin put on... I notices one day young that most beach things move around alot. And the littler ones get et all the time. I said "Papa, people fixin stuff not to move on the beach is like em givin two cats a bath in the same barrel."

Our skool shutters for the (quarterly) 'storms of the century' what blow past here, but I don't see how y'all kids stand for much learnin what with those earthquakes, volcanos, tidal waves, & bigfoots. How the do ya walk to & from the busstop knowin if bigfoot don't sneak up and whip your butt, then the world might buck a couple feet & rip open in front of ya? and every thing your eyes can see is in line for gettin ashed up quicker than ordinary chimney critters. Then the waves will wash it all off. Death Valley aint below sea level on account of an accident...

4 number zip-codes are overrated, I'll take 4 number phone # anyday.

 

[Eagle]

Tsk, tsk, tsk -- Woody, Woody

EVERYONE knows Bigfoot can't swim. That's why Glenn lives on an island. The day Sasquatch begs up enough for boat fare will be the day you see Glenn pack up and move to Hawaii.

 

[Bent]

Glenn,
That's great nows to thoose of that can't spell for sh!t. But does it matter if we leave out orr ad an extra letetr?


B TENT

 

[woody]

"EVERYONE knows Bigfoot can't swim."


:dunno:

The ones I've married can, and they try to drive too. Sometimes at the same time and then it gets ugly!

 

[2offroad]

the scarry part is i could understand what he type without thinking. maybe he's right.

 

[Scott Mac]

"EVERYONE knows Bigfoot can't swim."


:dunno:

The ones I've married can, and they try to drive too. Sometimes at the same time and then it gets ugly!

:laugh:

Woody, are you doin' stand up act on Friday night in Moab?