Bryan C. said:
Since there has been such an overwhelming response for this item we now have a Q&A section for some common questions. Reposted from Letterman's personal site.
Q: I'm confused, is Letterman a rock star or a transvestite?
A: It's a very fine item, really.
Q: I have a friend that emails these types of auctions to me for a good laugh and I must admit, yours is the best I have seen in a long time. Your wording...more
A: I used to write commercials, but they're hard to make funny because the people who make the final decisions are idiots. But maybe you'll like bayarea4x4.com...more
Q: LOL. I once knew a guy who actually welded his diff, loved it, and was very popular with the junkyard after replacing all his broken axles. That was 15 years ago...he was Italian...and my uncle is too...
A: Italy shares France's reputation for adultery, welded differentials, and aggressiveness to women. Except for your uncle's boyfriend, of course.
Q: Love the item but . . . I wonder, how many thongs do you think could be made from them? :anon:
A: For Americans? 15. French? 45.
Q: Is this item worthy of cruising for transvestites while in my Maserati? I just got one and need some bling that would go with my new car.
A: I think this item would accent that mid-life crisis quite nicely.
Any more questions?