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riverfever

riverfever

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I was enjoying a Heath Klondike bar in the driveway this evening while watching my dog and something occured to me: Dogs can't spit. Sure they can hack up something but that's not really spitting. Ya know when we get something in our mouths that we don't like...we spit it out. Dogs just don't have that luxury. We eat something that tastes like sh!t...we spit it out. A bug or hair gets in...we spit it out. My dog was chewing on a hunk of bark tonight and it actually got stuck in her back teeth. She just opened up her mouth real wide. The wood just kinda hung there (b/c it was stuck on her tooth).

And then it hit me...could this be why dogs eat poop? It gets in their mouth and they can't spit it out. We just pass judgement and assume they're gross for eatin' poop but MAYBE...that dog is sayin'..."Oh dude....this tastes like absolute sh!t....yet I am unable to get it out of my mouth. I guess I'll just go through the motions and eat this sh!t." I personally have witnessed the shear satisfaction that my dog gets from a good peanut butter in the Kong snack and it is not even close to the expression she displays when I bust her eating poop. Maybe she's just innocently nosing around the yard thinkin'..."I wonder if THIS is peanut butter?"

However....I am not able to put the mystery together why she continues to go back for more with the a$$ and cookie lickin'. Possibly....what tastes good to us does not taste good to them? Could it be that her a$$ and cookie tastes like peanut butter?

I can't imagine my life without my dog.

Just kinda thinkin' outloud here. Discuss.
 
ROTFLMAO!:laugh3:
Good one. You may have solved one of life's great mysteries...;)
 
I am disgusted by the fact that the woman I am about to marry actually suggested that I could lick my dogs a$$ to find out if it was like peanut butter. She's sick. It's a good thing those invitations haven't gone out just yet.
 
zachxj01 said:
and how much had u had to drink before u had this apifany lol
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Honestly...the evening had consisted of a warm Dr. Pepper chased by the Klondike. Now there's no arguing that the 3 Fat Tires have allowed me to marinate on those earlier thoughts. I assure you though....I am not sideways.
 
dogs eat primarily by smell, taste is not really relevant to them.
sorry to ruin the fantasy. maybe doggie logs taste great, find a freshie in the yard and try it, then get back to us :D
 
riverfever said:
I am disgusted by the fact that the woman I am about to marry actually suggested that I could lick my dogs a$$ to find out if it was like peanut butter. She's sick. It's a good thing those invitations haven't gone out just yet.
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Ouch! My side hurts from laughing! :roflmao: :roflmao: :roflmao: Heather is all kinds of all right in my book! :thumbup:
 
BillR said:
ROTFLMAO!:laugh3:
Good one. You may have solved one of life's great mysteries...;)
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Feed him another couple Fat Tires and let's see if he can 'splain why kamikaze pilots wore helmets... :D

Jim www.yuccaman.com
 
There is a saying "don't knock it till you try it". Maybe they think they are breath mints. Any dog I know that has enjoyed there logs, want to come up and lick you on the face immediately after. They are just trying to get that mint fresh breath. I had a dog that use to roll on cow patties. Might smell great to them.
 
Well, my Deogie must have a more refined palate. There is only one small part of the yard that she poos. And other than pooing, she avoids that part at all costs.

Say, a ball should errantly be thrown in that direction while playing fetch. If the ball has traveled completely through the area, she will walk the perimeter of the dump zone to retrieve the ball.

God forbid, that the ball stops in drop spot. She will circle the affected area, and determine from which direction will be the most direct path in. She will then tip toe in grab the ball, and if at all possible jump back to the safe part of the yard.

But then again, if she finds where the cat shits, it's lunchtime.....
 
See Dharma's not too far from that. She never eats her own poop. That's disgusting. Other poop is a treat though.



She doesn't fetch either.
 
planefixer said:
I still think cat $hit flavored/scented dog food would be a #1 best seller.
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My dogs love the kitty hors doeuvre tray. There’s nothing like a dog wanting to lick your face with their nose covered with cat sand.
 
riverfever said:
I am disgusted by the fact that the woman I am about to marry actually suggested that I could lick my dogs a$$ to find out if it was like peanut butter. She's sick. It's a good thing those invitations haven't gone out just yet.
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Hold on a goddamn minute here... I just got an email from you asking:

Chris said:
Go smell Scouts paws Matt.


I need to know what they smell like. If I blind fold you and have you smell a bag of Fritos and Dharmas paws....you can't tell the difference. I gottsta know if this is a universal thang.
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... and now you have the nuts to say Heather is disgusting? Chris. Really. What's wrong with you? Good thing for HER those invites haven't gone out yet. :)

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