Cocaine energy drink.......... what do you think??

sidriptide

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i work in the convenience store distribution market so i see pretty much every new novelty and candy item that hits the market. some we buy and some we pass on.. today we got our first order of COCAINE.......
this one really gets the "moral" wheels turning and i am curious what everyone thinks of it. it hit the market about a year ago and was immediately pulled from distribution by some sort of legal injunction. its back again.

what do you think?

http://www.drinkcocaine.com/default.htm
 
sidriptide said:
i work in the convenience store distribution market so i see pretty much every new novelty and candy item that hits the market. some we buy and some we pass on.. today we got our first order of COCAINE.......
this one really gets the "moral" wheels turning and i am curious what everyone thinks of it. it hit the market about a year ago and was immediately pulled from distribution by some sort of legal injunction. its back again.

what do you think?

http://www.drinkcocaine.com/default.htm
I thought they pulled them off the market? I've bought a case nearly a year ago: taste is awful..
 
Horrible, they actually hust to drink at least for me. Energy drinks have never done anything for me but this just plain sucked. No offense to anyone that likes it, just i certainly didn't enjoy it.
 
The only energy drink I touch is coffee, and I can't say I approve of the image that drink is going for, but did we all forget how coca-cola got its name? They still import coca leaves and extract something from them to include in the drink.
 
for the past year or so they have been prominently displayed in the bodega's in Port Chester NY, taste just like bad cocaine IMHO:spin1:
 
RED BALLS its like cocaine in a can-Tyrone Biggums
 
Ill stick with redline.......its like drinking 3 BFCs of monster.


Im pretty immune to caffine by now.
 
I think it's on par with candy cigarettes and shirley temple and roy rogers drinks, gets kids in the smoking habit and mixed drinks habit.
 
I think there's enough energy drinks out there that the good flavors have been taken, now comes the crap...
 
Kejtar said:
I thought they pulled them off the market? I've bought a case nearly a year ago: taste is awful..

Your not supposed to drink it, you either snort it or rub it on your member before sex.
 
8Mud said:
Your not supposed to drink it, you either snort it or rub it on your member before sex.

Not likely, if it tastes bad when she goes down forget the finish...
 
BlackSport96 said:
This is starting to head towards the den...;)

I tried smoking crack once, besides being psychically impossible, I blistered my buns.
 
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Mmmm! Crack and peanut butter sammich!
 
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Two guys are picked up by cops for drugs and are given the opportunity to walk only if they convince ten other guys not to do drugs. They both agree and set off.

The first male comes back and says "I got the ten guys, but it wasn't easy". The cop asks how he did it. "I drew a large circle and then a small circle and said the large circle was your brain and the small circle was your brain on drugs."

The second male comes back and says "I got 42 guys to quit drugs!" The cop impressed, asks how did he do it? "Well basically the same system as the first guy but I drew the small circle first and said, "You see the small circle is your butt hole before you go to jail and the large circle is after you have been to jail."
 
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