Bidet use

[riverfever]

So.....Heather booked our honeymoon today. I just found out that our room is going to have a bidet in it. Needless to say I am psyched!! I despise toilet paper. The thought of warm water targeting that.........area.........is intriguing. Who's used one? What's the process? Is the pressure enough to clean or do you have to get in there and get your fawkin' hands dirty? I hear some of them have an air dryer. Perhaps I'll shoot video.

The van is SWEET by the way!!!!!!!

 

[DutchVDub]

Dude, I'm a Dutch Scotsman. I just pull up my kilt and shite in the tulips.

 

[Fastdemise]

????????? lol

 

[riverfever]

Dude, I'm a Dutch Scotsman. I just pull up my kilt and shite in the tulips.

aka.....DingleDub. :rof:

 

[riverfever]

Heather is pissed off!!!!!! She says we can rent bicycles down there and ride. I got bikes in the garage and I ride every friggin' day! I don't see no bidet in my bathroom. She said I need to get some swim trunks. I'm thinkin' bout rockin' a Speedo. I'll definitely be sharing the pics with you turds.

 

[DutchVDub]

You should get the same smiwsuit that Borat wore.

 

[riverfever]

Hey Dutch......will Sports Authority let me try on a Speedo or do I just have to hold it up and see if it's gonne be just right?

 

[DutchVDub]

i wouldn't know, i swim in a camoflauged thong bikini

 

[in4aride]

wow....the two weirdos talkin about bidets and speedos....wow

 

[riverfever]

hmmmmmm.....your style is unorthodox. But is it effective?

 

[YELLAHEEP]

OMG! Ouch, my side hurts!

"DingleDub" and 'River in a Speedo!

You don't have a hair on your ass if you don't get pics or video of any of that 'River! That would be life-threatening laugh inducing right there! I wanna see 'River's face the moment he gets that Bidet shot in that......... spot!

:roflmao::roflmao::roflmao::roflmao:

 

[Idiot Wind]

:roflmao:

 

[riverfever]

Don't kid yourself.....Heather's the one that's all talk. Before I embarked on my 530 mile mountain bike ride I paid a visit to my small handed, female, Asian doctor so she could umm....check out my sphincter. I begged Heather to get it on video but she pussed out. I even moaned a bit just for effect.

 

[YELLAHEEP]

Don't kid yourself.....Heather's the one that's all talk. Before I embarked on my 530 mile mountain bike ride I paid a visit to my small handed, female, Asian doctor so she could umm....check out my sphincter. I begged Heather to get it on video but she pussed out. I even moaned a bit just for effect.

No excuses there Super-Cheeze....... you've heard of a tripod and a remote control..... feel free to take Heather out of the equation if you're committed to the task......

Although...... Heather's squeamish commentary during the incident would certainly add to the hilarity! Do tell her that I certainly wouldn't think any less of her if she participated!

But hey tell us more about your small-handed female Asian doctor...... My prostate is gonna be due for a prodding soon and my Dr. is a scrawny, geeky man of questionable sexual preference......

 

[Kiefer316]

WOW this thread is funnay:roflmao::roflmao::roflmao::roflmao::roflmao::roflmao:

 

[.40CalPatriot]

Hey at least you dont have to worry about dropping a role of tp down the toilet while on your honeymoon!

 

[jimgrms]

River i used a bidet and the water is cooold same water as is used to flush good luck :>{)))

 

[jdogg4]

WOW this thread went down hill FAST! hahahaha I LOVE IT!

 

[ryxj]

hmmm...

http://www.cleanishappy.com/
(turn on your speakers...)

 

[kujito]

River i used a bidet and the water is cooold same water as is used to flush good luck :>{)))

Not necessarily; I installed one as part of a bathroom remodel a year or so ago. It had valves for hot and cold water like a sink. It was similar to this one:
http://www.homedepot.com/webapp/wcs...3&productId=100074808&N=10000003+90401+503253