Best Signature quotes

First post and your already red, that's what we like to see! Welcome.
 
I've been in more NAXJA members' rear ends than I can count.-jeeperjohn
 
From a gun forum:

"The only thing you should feel when shooting insurgents is recoil."
 
A dent in my mind is custom body work performed by mother nature.
 
"Man who walk through airport turnstile sideways going to Bangkok"

Confucious Say:
"Man who bounce wife off bed spring this spring have offspring next spring."
"Boy who go to bed with sex on mind wake up with solution in hand."
"Girl who slide down bannister with no pants make monkey shine."


"AMC = All Makes Compatible" (if you've ever looked at a parts breakdown for many AMC vehicles, you'd know this to be true...)

"Thank you for that. Out of all of the introductions I've had, that was the most recent."

A fun insult that the target has to think about - "Will Rogers never met you, did he?"
 
man whos trapped in pantry has ass in jam
man who stands on toilet is high on pot
man who buys drowned cat pays for wet pussy
a guy at work quotes " when in doubt throttle out"
" small minds comdemn anything they fail to understand."
 
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