Best Signature quotes

[Cnickgo]

First post and your already red, that's what we like to see! Welcome.

 

[KPTHEMP]

Man with hand in pocket feel cocky all day long.

oh yeah, well, "Baseball Wrong ! man with 4 balls can't walk"

 

[Maxcfm]

oh yeah, well, "Baseball Wrong ! man with 4 balls can't walk"

"Man who walk through airport turnstile sideways going to Bangkok"

 

[Mr.Shrek]

I build it idiot proof and they go and build a better idiot.

 

[trail rate this]

Where ever you are, there you'll be.

 

[thechief86]

of all the people i know, you're one of them.

 

[bosco01xj]

I've been in more members' rear ends than I can count.-jeeperjohn

 

[Dozer11B]

From a gun forum:

"The only thing you should feel when shooting insurgents is recoil."

 

[DrRandy]

A dent in my mind is custom body work performed by mother nature.

 

[5-90]

"Man who walk through airport turnstile sideways going to Bangkok"

Confucious Say:
"Man who bounce wife off bed spring this spring have offspring next spring."
"Boy who go to bed with sex on mind wake up with solution in hand."
"Girl who slide down bannister with no pants make monkey shine."


"AMC = All Makes Compatible" (if you've ever looked at a parts breakdown for many AMC vehicles, you'd know this to be true...)

"Thank you for that. Out of all of the introductions I've had, that was the most recent."

A fun insult that the target has to think about - "Will Rogers never met you, did he?"

 

[MaxxXJ]

man whos trapped in pantry has ass in jam
man who stands on toilet is high on pot
man who buys drowned cat pays for wet pussy
a guy at work quotes " when in doubt throttle out"
" small minds comdemn anything they fail to understand."

 

[AJTorris]

id rather be cummin than powerstroking!!!

 

[AJTorris]

my father used to say

"Man who goes to bed with itchy butt, wakes up with stinky fingers."

 

[GrimmJeeper]

He who cannot obey himself will be commanded.
-Friedrich Neitzshce

 

[5-90]

He who cannot obey himself will be commanded.
-Friedrich Neitzshce

"God is dead." -Neitzche.

"Neitzche is dead." -God.

 

[thechief86]

close the window, you're lettin all the STANK out!- cleveland
your mom says, arggh gaaagagaga! cuz my ****'s in her mouth! get it kid?-robot chicken

 

[rredalty]

mine

 

[Blue 97 XJ]

i dont know what it is but i dont have one

 

[MaxxXJ]

jessica simpson

" i dont know what it is but i want it "