Ask crazymoose1990.....

[the_weirdo]

pf changs mostly

Quite possibly the funniest thing I have read all year. Bravo :clap:

 

[kastein]

If your uncle Jack was stuck on an elephant. Would you help your uncle Jack off the elephant?

:roflmao:

If a naked man jumped on your back, would you beat him off?

:roflmao::roflmao:

I've got a question for the Moooooose: My 8-yr wedding anniversary is coming up soon. My wife really wants a nice gift. Do you think she would prefer a set of 10-factory axle shafts for my front D30 or for my rear D44? The D30 has an ARB and the D44 has a Detroit. Either set of axle shafts would surprise her and elicit the same response, so which should I get?

splined for her pleasure

If you were on a bus full of gay guys would you get off?

 

[egotripp]

Is wheat bread actually healthier then white?

 

[the_weirdo]

splined for her pleasure

Are you saying that I should try to shaft her at both ends? We'll see if I am up to it.

 

[5-90]

If you have a chance to swindle a retarded guy out of a thousand dollars, would that be considered a "no-brainer?"

 

[Matt S.]

I am not really sure why PB Blaster works. Can you explain that one to me?

 

[rocknxj]

What is the definition of "Asshat?"

 

[XJensen]

What makes my dog think he is a lap dog?

He might finish the lap dance if you would tip better.

 

[Mike1331]

What is the definition of "Asshat?"

i got this one crazymoooser

def - One who has their head up their ass. Thus wearing their ass as a hat. Asshat

 

[Letterman]

i got this one crazymoooser

def - One who has their head up their ass. Thus wearing their ass as a hat. Asshat

Photos?

What is the definition of AssClown?

Is it good to have "Sack Riders?"
Is it good to be a "Sack Rider?"

 

[Mike1331]

Photos?

QUOTE]

to hat an ass

 

[rocknxj]

Got it. Nice visual. So when my wife calls me an ass hat, I should not take it as a compliment, right?