ECKSJAY
Water is dirty
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- Covington, WA
How're your shorts, Matt? 
A little bird told me that bullrack and lockedstock met this morning.
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IXNAYXJ
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So, I was driving to work this morning. I was a little late, so I was hauling ass. I cut a stop light a little close and got a little sideways (Phil know's what I'm talking about) through the intersection. Anyway, I got to work, and proceeded to find a parking place.
I had noticed a little white Honda following me this entire time, and when he turned into my place of work behind me, I figured a concerned citizen was going to yell at me for driving "recklessly." He kept following me as I parked and as I got out of my XJ. He then parked as to block me into my parking place.
It then occured to me, and was reinforced when I got a look at the guy (a little wild eyed and scary looking) that he might want to kick my ass. What a way to start the morning! As I approached him, he growled "You don't have any idea who I am do you?"
"Uh....no," I replied, clicking the safety off my Magnum Research Desert Eagle .50 AE. Then he said, "I'm bullrack." I breathed a sigh of relief. Very nice guy, and nice to finally put a face with the name. Just don't scare me so much next time!
-----Matt-----
That's all true, except for the parts about Bullrack looking wild-eyed and scary, and the whole part about the gun. And he didn't growl either. Other than that, it's all true!
I had noticed a little white Honda following me this entire time, and when he turned into my place of work behind me, I figured a concerned citizen was going to yell at me for driving "recklessly." He kept following me as I parked and as I got out of my XJ. He then parked as to block me into my parking place.
It then occured to me, and was reinforced when I got a look at the guy (a little wild eyed and scary looking) that he might want to kick my ass. What a way to start the morning! As I approached him, he growled "You don't have any idea who I am do you?"
"Uh....no," I replied, clicking the safety off my Magnum Research Desert Eagle .50 AE. Then he said, "I'm bullrack." I breathed a sigh of relief. Very nice guy, and nice to finally put a face with the name. Just don't scare me so much next time!
-----Matt-----
That's all true, except for the parts about Bullrack looking wild-eyed and scary, and the whole part about the gun. And he didn't growl either. Other than that, it's all true!
ECKSJAY
Water is dirty
- Location
- Covington, WA
lockedstock94 said:
My, what a big gun you've got there.
IXNAYXJ
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I get that a lot.
-----Matt-----
-----Matt-----
crookedletterd
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lockedstock94 said:
All I could think about when reading that was Bullet Tooth Tony from the movie Snatch saying "And the fact that I've got Desert Eagle point five O written on the side of mine, should precipitate your balls into shrinking, along with your presence. Now... Eff off!"
Anyway, sweet gun.
bullrack33
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Matt, you were dressed way to nice for me to do that. You gotta admit one thing though, I did leave a memorable first impression.lockedstock94 said:
Glad I finally got to meet you and you really should consider carrying a bigger lead slinger. You were outgunned by the ma' deuce I had under my hat.......
IXNAYXJ
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You obviously missed the GAU-8/A 30mm gatling gun mounted on top of my Jeep. My winch remote doubles as a trigger....
-----Matt-----
-----Matt-----
bullrack33
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Damn, and I thought that was a tire................
IXNAYXJ
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That's the cover....
-----Matt-----
-----Matt-----
