A GW joke that almost sounds believable.

[TRNDRVR]

Three Brazilian Soldiers

Donald Rumsfeld is giving the president his daily briefing. He concludes by saying: "Yesterday, 3 Brazilian soldiers were killed."

"OH NO!" the President exclaims. "That's terrible!"

His staff sits stunned at this display of emotion, nervously watching as the President sits, head in hands.

Finally, the President looks up and asks, "How many is a brazillion?"

 

[Beej]

Three Brazilian Soldiers

Donald Rumsfeld is giving the president his daily briefing. He concludes by saying: "Yesterday, 3 Brazilian soldiers were killed."

"OH NO!" the President exclaims. "That's terrible!"

His staff sits stunned at this display of emotion, nervously watching as the President sits, head in hands.

Finally, the President looks up and asks, "How many is a brazillion?"

I don't think its true. Why would he give a flying f**k if any soldiers were killed?

 

[XJ Dreamin']

That's been my favorite over the past several months.

It is a repost, by the way...not that I'm flaming...a good joke is a good joke over, and over, and over...

 

[XJ Dreamin']

I don't think its true. Why would he give a flying f**k if any soldiers were killed?

If 3 brazillion soldiers are killed, then that's 3 brazillion fewer meals that Halliburton can over charge for at the mess...3 brazillion fewer cheapa$$ flack jackets that Halliburton can over charge for...you see where I'm going here...

 

[riverfever]

I had not heard that one yet.

:roflmao:

 

[Weasel]

funny, would make a better blode joke though.