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Old October 11th, 2005, 22:27
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Bad news, good news, great news(joke)

The day after his wife disappeared in a kayaking accident, an Anchorage man answered his door to find two grim-faced Alaska State Troopers. We're sorry Mr. Wilkens, but we have some information about your wife," said one trooper.

"Tell me! Did you find her?" Wilkens shouted.

The troopers looked at each other. One said, "We have some bad news,
some good news, and some really great news. Which do you want to hear
first?"

Fearing the worst, an ashen Mr. Wilkens said, "Give me the bad news
first."

The trooper said, "I'm sorry to tell you, sir, but this morning we found
your wife's body in Kachemak Bay."

Oh my God!" exclaimed Wilkens. Swallowing hard, he asked, "What's the
good news?"

The trooper continued. "When we pulled her up she had 12 twenty-five
pound king crabs and 6 good-size Dungeness crabs on her."

Stunned, Mr. Wilkens demanded, "If that's the good news, what's the
great news?"

The trooper said, "We're going to pull her up again tomorrow!
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Old October 11th, 2005, 23:08
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Re: Bad news, good news, great news(joke)

Mmmmmmm....chum....
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Old October 11th, 2005, 23:22
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excellent.- one of the better jokes I've read here in the last few days. BUMP TO TOP.
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Old October 12th, 2005, 06:54
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Doah!
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Old October 12th, 2005, 09:42
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Doah!
Okay, I'll bite. What the hell does that mean? Is it just a form of 13375p34k?
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Old October 12th, 2005, 10:11
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Okay, I'll bite. What the hell does that mean? Is it just a form of 13375p34k?
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Old October 12th, 2005, 10:20
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Okay, I'll bite. What the hell does that mean? Is it just a form of 13375p34k?
It is code for "I bet the chubby lovin' Canuckian doesnt get this."
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Old October 12th, 2005, 11:08
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It is code for "I bet the chubby lovin' Canuckian doesnt get this."

I don't get much...
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