Who knew that off road events could inspire poetry?
Here is a sample of a few....
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Bigger lift
Bigger Tire
Dana 35 will explode and catch Fire
You need armor
You need Rails
Mandatory mods to ride these Trails
Sway bar disconnects
At least one Locker
These big boulders will crush a stocker
The trail is off camber
The hill is Steep
Ignore your spotter and you will Weep
Up ahead is a ledge
Its a big scarey Drop
Take the wrong line, your gonna Flop
The rocks are hungry
The rocks are Boss
You'll never forget this day at Chaos
When you get home
You can tell the Honey
Dont get upset, its only Money
So your rig was too big
So you were too cool
You didnt come to the Cove to get DST skooled?
This is your turn
Now is is your chance
Time to put on your big girl pants
Coming soon, Level II Driver Spotter Training at Chaos park, June 27-28.
John
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Here is a sample of a few....
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Bigger lift
Bigger Tire
Dana 35 will explode and catch Fire
You need armor
You need Rails
Mandatory mods to ride these Trails
Sway bar disconnects
At least one Locker
These big boulders will crush a stocker
The trail is off camber
The hill is Steep
Ignore your spotter and you will Weep
Up ahead is a ledge
Its a big scarey Drop
Take the wrong line, your gonna Flop
The rocks are hungry
The rocks are Boss
You'll never forget this day at Chaos
When you get home
You can tell the Honey
Dont get upset, its only Money
So your rig was too big
So you were too cool
You didnt come to the Cove to get DST skooled?
This is your turn
Now is is your chance
Time to put on your big girl pants
Coming soon, Level II Driver Spotter Training at Chaos park, June 27-28.
John
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