STARFISH
NAXJA Forum User
- Location
- Oregon, Eugene
This thread is for you guys out there who haven't driven a newer mini van.
Top ten reasons my mom's mini van rocks!
10. Smuggling compartments are a factory option.
9. It makes you look far more responsible than you actually are.
8. 25mpg out of a 3.8l auto! Lets see a 07-11 JK do that!
7. FWD, automatic, skinny tires and 200+ HP. Burnouts made easy!
6. You can drive as drunk, umm I mean slow as you want and people think it's normal. "I finally found that (single) valid reason to own a Toyota Prius!"
5. More than enough room in the back for five 33' tires and your dog.
4. They save you money on motel rooms. Remove that six-pack of champagne from the smuggler's compartment and fold thous seats down.
3.They really do work better off road than a Compass, Liberty or Patriot.
2. Dual sliding doors allow simultaneous public buttocks exposure and mailbox bashing on opposite sides of the vehicle.
1. Most of all though it makes you appreciate your stinky, slow, old, noisy, rough riding and just downright beautiful Classic Jeep Cherokee.
Please note I never actually did anything on that list. Oh and if you own a Compass, Liberty or Patriot. I'm sorry!!! BUT.... really you still shouldn't of bought it.
Top ten reasons my mom's mini van rocks!
10. Smuggling compartments are a factory option.
9. It makes you look far more responsible than you actually are.
8. 25mpg out of a 3.8l auto! Lets see a 07-11 JK do that!
7. FWD, automatic, skinny tires and 200+ HP. Burnouts made easy!
6. You can drive as drunk, umm I mean slow as you want and people think it's normal. "I finally found that (single) valid reason to own a Toyota Prius!"
5. More than enough room in the back for five 33' tires and your dog.
4. They save you money on motel rooms. Remove that six-pack of champagne from the smuggler's compartment and fold thous seats down.
3.They really do work better off road than a Compass, Liberty or Patriot.
2. Dual sliding doors allow simultaneous public buttocks exposure and mailbox bashing on opposite sides of the vehicle.
1. Most of all though it makes you appreciate your stinky, slow, old, noisy, rough riding and just downright beautiful Classic Jeep Cherokee.
Please note I never actually did anything on that list. Oh and if you own a Compass, Liberty or Patriot. I'm sorry!!! BUT.... really you still shouldn't of bought it.