Ramsey
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- Location
- Shreveport, LA
Pierre and Boudreaux are sitting at the Hungry Monkey Bar & Grill, drinking beer. Pierre turns to Boudreaux and says, "Man, you know, I'm tired of going tru life wit'out an education. Tomorrow I tink I'll go down the bayou to the community college and get me some classes."
Boudreaux says "Why Pierre, das a good idea."
The next day Pierre gets in his piroque and goes down to the college and
meets the dean of admissions, who signs him up for
the four basic classes... Math, English, History, and Logic.
"Logic?" Pierre says. "Wha's dat?"
The dean says, "I'll show you. Do you own a weedeater?"
"Why sho," replies Pierre.
"Then logically, because you own a weedeater, I think that you would
have a yard."
"Das true, I do have some land on da bayou."
"I'm not done," the dean says. "Because you have a yard, I think logically that you would have a house."
"Mah, yes, I do have a house."
"And because you have a house, I think that you might logically have a
family."
"Mah, yes I have a family, too."
"I'm not done yet. Because you have a family, then logically you must
have a wife."
"Yes, I do have a wife."
"And because you have a wife, then logically you must be a heterosexual."
"A hetero what?" Pierre replies.
The dean explains the term to Pierre and he says "Why, yes, I am a heterosexual. Das amazing, you were able to find out all dat because I have a weedeater."
Excited to take the class now, Pierre shakes the dean's hand and leaves.
Pierre heads up the bayou to go meet Boudreaux at the Hungry Monkey Bar
& Grill.
He gets a beer and tells Boudreaux about his classes, how he is signed up for Math, English, History, and Logic.
"Logic?" Boudreaux says, "Wha's dat?"
Pierre says, "I'll show you. Do you have a
weedeater?"
"Mah, no."
"Then you're a queer."
Boudreaux says "Why Pierre, das a good idea."
The next day Pierre gets in his piroque and goes down to the college and
meets the dean of admissions, who signs him up for
the four basic classes... Math, English, History, and Logic.
"Logic?" Pierre says. "Wha's dat?"
The dean says, "I'll show you. Do you own a weedeater?"
"Why sho," replies Pierre.
"Then logically, because you own a weedeater, I think that you would
have a yard."
"Das true, I do have some land on da bayou."
"I'm not done," the dean says. "Because you have a yard, I think logically that you would have a house."
"Mah, yes, I do have a house."
"And because you have a house, I think that you might logically have a
family."
"Mah, yes I have a family, too."
"I'm not done yet. Because you have a family, then logically you must
have a wife."
"Yes, I do have a wife."
"And because you have a wife, then logically you must be a heterosexual."
"A hetero what?" Pierre replies.
The dean explains the term to Pierre and he says "Why, yes, I am a heterosexual. Das amazing, you were able to find out all dat because I have a weedeater."
Excited to take the class now, Pierre shakes the dean's hand and leaves.
Pierre heads up the bayou to go meet Boudreaux at the Hungry Monkey Bar
& Grill.
He gets a beer and tells Boudreaux about his classes, how he is signed up for Math, English, History, and Logic.
"Logic?" Boudreaux says, "Wha's dat?"
Pierre says, "I'll show you. Do you have a
weedeater?"
"Mah, no."
"Then you're a queer."
