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Project Patty KoUJ 2k12 or bust

CTeunuch

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Dave and I are retarded. We like to get into foolish projects that take up time and money for no reason other than it quells our horrendous ADD. Hence the birth of Project Patty, named after Billy's favorite 'passenger'. If you don't know the story, be sure to ask him sometime, she was a sweet gal.

A little history on the ZJ to start. This was Dave's Jeep for a long time, it went through a few build stages and always gave him nothing but trouble. Then I bought it, pillaged all the parts we had just installed a year before, and set it up with a bunch of spare parts to try selling it. 6 months have gone by, and most of the Jeep was still here, so while pulling the transfer case today we decided it needed a proper death; being flogged at fall Camp UJ.

ANYWAYZ, onto the sick tech. We're cutting off anything we don't need like doors, fenders, hood, etc, making a half ass cage, throwing lunchboxes in it front and rear and mounting Sheep's old 34's. Then we're going to beat everyone at KoUJ, even Colin in his tiny dick MJ:wave1:

Before:
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After one night of weight reduction:
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Next time expect more empties and less Jeep.
 
awesome!!!!!

is that 30 custom cambered?

Hahaha, there's half a bolt holding in the wheel bearing, I got lazy after I pulled the shaft out. We're going to slap some stock shafts with 760's and full circle clips in to try to keep them alive.

Needs more sawzall.

There will be 3 major tools for this project: 10lb hammer, grinder and welder. Wrenches are dumb.:gee:
 
The sad part is that it still looks saveable in some of these pictures. I can assure you all that this jeep deserves every bit of this treatment.
 
haha sweet build thread
 
go bradley style and pull out the air filter box and just zip tie a sock over the tb, help shave off 5 lbs and make the engine breath better
 
don't toss that sweet bald 31, i'll grab it from you next time I'm there
 
can't wait to see this thing get beat within an inch of its life. Or worse.

I think I still have bradley's sock filter sitting on my porch. Gonna try and find it now...
 
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You know you need this massive performance boost. It has only been improved by its year on the porch next to what's left of the jim beam I brought to rocktoberfest.

But wait, there's more! For a limited time I will throw in the electrical tape vacuum port blockoff mod FOR FREE!!!
 
haha yesssss...the sock filter makes a triumphant return
 
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You know you need this massive performance boost. It has only been improved by its year on the porch next to what's left of the jim beam I brought to rocktoberfest.

But wait, there's more! For a limited time I will throw in the electrical tape vacuum port blockoff mod FOR FREE!!!

I will install in exchange for a tour of the Stein compound. I'll let you know when I have all of my shots updated so we can schedule a date.
 
When is the next KoUJ?

I have to defend my title.

Some tough competition this year. From what I hear some one armed gay dude is entering this round. Better add that super charger you were talking about. I don't think you can take a stock half broken zj.
 
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