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New Math


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Terra Firma
I saw this on the Connecticut Jeep forum and had to share it:

Ok guys, here's my secret I've been withholding from all of you.

Below is a mathematical lesson you were probably never taught in school.

From a strictly mathematical viewpoint, it goes like this.

What makes a 100%?

What does it mean to give MORE than 100%

Ever wonder about those people who say they are giving more than 100%?

We have all been to those meetings where someone wants you to give over 100%.

How about achieving 103%?

Here's a little mathematical formula that may help you with these answers.

What makes up 100% in life?

If: A B C D E F G H I J K L M N O P Q R S T U V W X Y Z is represented as
1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 11 12 13 14 15 16 17 18 19 20 21 22 23 24 25 26


8+1+18+4+23+15+18+11= 98%

11+14+15+23+12+5+4+7+5= 96%


1+20+20+9+20+21+4+5= 100%


21+12+12+19+8+9+20= 103%

AND, look how far ass kissing will take you.

1+19+19+11+9+19+19+9+14+7= 118%

So, one can then conclude with mathematical certainty that:

Hard work and knowledge will get you close.

And attitude will get you there.

B.u.l.l.s.h.i.t and ass kissing will put you over the top.

Hopes this helps all of you!
Oh, Eagle, you're sooooo smart:D :D :D

118%...too easy

hummmm.... unless my math is wrong (its p-o-s-s-i-b-l-e 97%) you can get closer being l-a-z-y (64%) then when feeling
t-i-r-e-d (56%)