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Male/Female dictionary

Kejtar

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1. THINGY (thing-ee) n. Female......Any part under a car's hood. Male........The strap fastener on a woman's bra.

2. VULNERABLE (vul-ne-ra-bel) adj. Female......Fully opening up one's self emotionally to another Male........Playing football without a cup.

3. COMMUNICATION (ko-myoo-ni-kay-shon) n. Female......The open sharing of thoughts and feelings with one's partner Male........Leaving a note before taking off for a weekend with the boys

4. COMMITMENT (ko-mit-ment) n Female.......A desire to get married and raise a family. Male.........Not trying to pick up other women while out with one's girlfriend.

5. ENTERTAINMENT (en-ter-tayn-ment) n.v. Female......A good movie, concert, play or book. Male........Anything that can be done while drinking, and ends with sex.

6. FLATULENCE (flach-u-lens) n. Female......An embarrassing by-product of digestion. Male........A source of entertainment, self-_expression, male bonding.

7. MAKING LOVE (may-king luv) n. Female......The greatest _expression of intimacy a couple can achieve. Male........Call it whatever you want just as long as we end up having sex.

8. REMOTE CONTROL (ri-moht kon-trohl) n. Female.......A device for changing from one TV channel to another. Male.........A device for scanning through all 375 channels every 5 minutes
 
BTW - how come you weren't on the Rubicon this past weekend, my friend?

Too scared you're going to ruin the wax job on your Jeep?

Or do you even HAVE a Jeep...?

:moon:
 
lol...... I got work... and construction at home :) Plus I knew you will be there LOL...... but if you're going to come to MOAB... I will be there :)

Kejtar
 
No dice. Unfortunately, a trip to Moab costs me more vacation than I have. Unless, of course, Gray makes us take unpaid vacation.

However, Crash and I will be present at Swamp Lake. Are you game?
 
Maybe.... it all depends on my vacation time and $$$ which will be put aside towards the Moab and potentially a DD :(. If there is $$ left in budget and time remaining... yeah :)

Kejtar
 
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