Lovers

[tone]

:smootch:

 

[Paul Airhart]

You and Your hand getting serious?

 

[JohnX]

I think he bought it a ring.

 

[jeeperjohn]

Make sure you shave your palm nice before the wedding.

 

[Cowboydoc]

And trim your nails!

 

[Nimrod]

Use your left hand when your right's asleep. Just be very quite so the right doesn't wake up and catch you.